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@wackywallywackford
WELCOME, I SAY, WELCOME, TO WACKY WALLY WACKFORD'S WACKY TUMBLR BLOG
This is an RP blog for Wally Wackford from the show Helluva Boss. I am in no way an official account, so a lot of what I post here will be non-canon.
Because of the themes of this show, I am against having minors interact. At all. If I catch a minor on here, I will be blocking as soon as I am able. Details of what to expect will be under the read more.
Penn goes ahead and exchanges contact info with the other. Actually, they have a business card! And it's offered pinky up. Fancy! "Why don't you send me a telegram when you would like to meet up!"
"A telegram?" Wally raised an eyebrow, looking up at the sinner. "No one, I say, no one uses those anymore. Unless you're bein' weird about what you call usin' a phone."
“Gotta crack my back like a glowstick.”
“Is bein' this sore normal at my age? I ain't even 30 yet.”
Surely it couldn't be from working so many jobs all the time.
"Oh! I didn't know that, I don't know a lot about the imps! But I do like their horns." Pent tongue flicks, thinking about it. "Well... I guess? You could give me a tour and maybe I will!" He was definitely very flattered, and at a certain point would have taken Willy right up on the offer! But they've learned their lesson the hard way...
“We ain't exactly fragile, I say I've survived plenty a situations myself. But we only got one life. No respawnin' like a sinner.”
Honestly, that fact made Wally glad imps were pretty durable in most ways. But having their spines snapped? Not durable enough to survive that.
“I'll give ya a tour sometime! Got a few inventors workin' for me there, always lookin' for more.”
G7 complete!!
(A collab with @selfxdestructionx101 of the cuties)
“Did I really get naked for an April Fools prank?”
“Yes. Yes I did. Just enjoy it, I say I say.”
“Gotta crack my back like a glowstick.”
“Is bein' this sore normal at my age? I ain't even 30 yet.”
Surely it couldn't be from working so many jobs all the time.
Hearing this, Pent perks up. "I have an invention for that! I - IT can crack you like a glow stick!" Oo, a guinea pig!
Wally just stared at the sinner for a moment, raising an eyebrow.
“That…sounds unsafe, I'll pass.”
A machine doing it seemed like a broken back waiting to happen.
He puts the foam roller back into his hammer dimension, pouting.
“I would still love to see more of your inventions though! May even be able to help sell 'em, if ya wanted.”
He did still own the Wacky Idea Factory, and was looking for inventors.
“You and I could make some money workin' together! Just, uh… Imps die easier than sinners. Not riskin' it.”
“Gotta crack my back like a glowstick.”
“Is bein' this sore normal at my age? I ain't even 30 yet.”
Surely it couldn't be from working so many jobs all the time.
Hearing this, Pent perks up. "I have an invention for that! I - IT can crack you like a glow stick!" Oo, a guinea pig!
Wally just stared at the sinner for a moment, raising an eyebrow.
“That…sounds unsafe, I'll pass.”
A machine doing it seemed like a broken back waiting to happen.
Wally Wackford being canonically a Silly Little Guy is the funniest thing to me lmao
Even more meme edits!
Original memes are from Pinterest!
Seen no one mention Wally in his little NEWSIES gettup I can't. No one could make me hate you Wackford.
Wally Wackfords origin story?
taking kill-virginity means nothing
(commissions open)
@selfxdestructionx101
“Gotta crack my back like a glowstick.”
“Is bein' this sore normal at my age? I ain't even 30 yet.”
Surely it couldn't be from working so many jobs all the time.
(Art I commissioned a while back from Lilah over on Bluesky, for myself and @selfxdestructionx101. The ship is just us.)
“So… I was shown pony racism by @thebanishedprincestolas, and I say we never show Blitzø.”
“I would never dare smash my poor Blitzys dreams like that!”
“He found out.”
“Oh my…how is he taking it?”
“Askin' how a pony can be racist.”
“So… I was shown pony racism by @thebanishedprincestolas, and I say we never show Blitzø.”
“I would never dare smash my poor Blitzys dreams like that!”
“He found out.”
