Confessions of a Shifty Princess

[papersquirrels]

Such a cozy piece by jordanblack.art on Instagram. Emily, Wendell, and Shadow, all content in their own ways

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[manny-jacinto]

HAROLD PERRINEAU as Mercutio | ROMEO + JULIET

[theswampghost]

you should NOT be at the club. you should be in the streets, june 5th, 1832, paris france. you should be building a barricade

[importantcatpics]

[becauseitswrong]

"Really, we're just good friends."

Eliza Dushku & Sarah Michelle Gellar in Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 3 (1998-1999)

[inuxi]

Long live the King!

[doctorwhowatchesthewatchmen]

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

[wholesome-animal-images]

[hourlycatphotos]

[computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett]

Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:

[dailycatsblog]

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[thestoryandyou]

[bluesturngold]

[emberdothound]

[maskdoll]

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

management trying to hire and retain employees

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob