The Devil's Advocate

Mikaru | 01.17 | R/S: Single | | S/O: Gay | Vampire | Meto's twin | | FC: Maya from LM.C | NSFW:18+ | | NOT THE REAL MAYA |

[shikarimikaru]

You're such a little bitch.

[rpfunstuff]

Send me a ▲ for my muse's reaction to yours:

(You can find a random generator here. Or send the number of your choosing instead.)

attack hugging them

falling asleep on or next to them

giving them the best back massage they’ve ever had

holding their hand for the first time

hugging them from behind when they weren’t expecting it

hugging them way too tightly

kissing their forehead or cheek

kissing their neck

kissing them softly on the lips

playfully whacking them with a pillow

sneaking up behind them and blowing a raspberry on their neck

surprise kissing them

telling them they love them for the first time

tickling them

waking them up by holding them and playing with their hair

[angstmemes]

disturbing starters

Be warned that these are very scary sentences. If you can’t handle horror, or get nightmares easily, these sentences probably aren’t for you.

“Of course I don’t want to kill you! I already have!” “Who are you looking at?” “What are you talking about? There’s nobody else in the room… right?” “I’m going to kill you now.” “There’s a knocking sound coming from the mirror.” “There’s someone looking at you through the window.” “I heard someone saying my name when I was in the shower this morning. You weren’t home then, were you?” “Why are you telling me that you’re going to get killed…? You’ve been dead for two years.” “Don’t go downstairs. I heard it call you too, in my voice, but it wasn’t me.” “Why are you making me dinner? We just ate…” “I keep hearing my daughter/son/wife/husband/boy/girlfriend scream every night while I’m wide awake, but they’ve been dead for years.” “What do you mean you didn’t leave this message for me? Then who did?” “There are all these pictures on my phone of me sleeping last night– but there was nobody else home but me. I don’t know what’s going on, but I think that someone– something– is breaking into my house.” “I can hear laughing coming from the attic, but we’re the only ones home…” “Don’t look in the mirror. That reflection isn’t you.” “If you go outside now, they’re going to steal you. They want you.” “I have the feeling that I’m being watched.” “The cat isn’t staring at you… he’s staring behind you.” “I live alone, as you know, but when I woke up last night, I could feel a breathing down my neck.” “I know that the old man who lived next door died, but I hear him talk to himself every day, like he used to.” “Can you see that too? That thing staring at me at the end of the bed?”

[goodbye--gone-blog]

if you ever wanna ship with me just come to my ask and be like “listen dick face we bout to fuck shit up with a ship ok.”

[thegifingkitters]

“The Final” at the Nippon Budokan on February 6, 2016 (Kyo) [Arche Day 2]

[roleplayers-ink]

A quick and easy plotting guide

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

My muse(s):

Do I know your muse(s):  yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other 

I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

[gymratiisms]

It’s sexual sunday! Invade my muse’s privacy with all the dirty, naughty questions!

[silosenovengo]

[duskonacloudyday-deac]

[rpfunstuff]

Send me a @ for my muse’s reaction to seeing yours in nothing but a pair of socks!

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

More starter sentences.

This time with a more formal language style.

“You do not own me. I am not your property.”

“How do I know you have not lied to me?”

“You will always regret your inactions the most.”

“The choice to do nothing is still a choice.”

“I cannot take your pain away, but I can help ease it.”

“Tell me what you need from me. I’ll give you anything.”

“War is Hell, and it never ends.”

“Soldiers don’t want to kill anyone, but they have to.”

“You love someone else, don’t you?”

“I never thought we’d ever have to say goodbye to one another.”

“Of all the people in my life, I loved you most.”

“Is it really acceptable to torture, maim or kill in the name of the greater good? Or does that make us like our enemies?”

“I do not fear death. I made my peace with mortality a long time ago.”

“You do not fear death. You would welcome it. I see it in your eyes, when you think no-one is looking. You’re waiting for it to catch up with you.”

“There are no (men/women/people) like me.”

“Tell me something interesting.”

[sadgurlz69]

#TeamILikeGivingHead

[callmebeforethepolice-archive]

THIS MUN DOESN'T JUST WANT ROMANCE AND SMUT!

My Muse wants friends

My Muse wants family

My Muse wants enemies

My Muse wants confidants

My Muse wants teachers

My Muse wants light

My Muse wants darkness

My Muse wants more than to kiss and sex

My Muse wants to be a character

My Muse wants to be a person

I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

[atavus-blog]

[marygoore]

[apricotheartarchived]

i want to write relationships that are complicated.

i want to write the on-again-off-again relationships. i want the screaming matches and the cancelled dates and the hurt feelings and the second guesses and second chances. 

i want to write people who completely shake up each other’s daily routine and flip their entire world on its axis. i want them to drive each other crazy and question why they bother sticking around and then remember the way their partner laughs or see them in a moment of vulnerability that tells them ‘this is is why i stay. this is why i love you.‘ 

i want to write relationships with struggles. with class differences and financial divide. two people who are so completely different they somehow complete each other. i want the jealousy and the feelings of inadequacy that goes with it. 

i want to write people who aren’t afraid to be honest with their partner. who aren’t afraid to say ‘yeah you’re being an asshole’ followed by ‘but i still love you, you idiot.’

i want the first time they see their partner cry and the morning after their first intimate night when everything feels so right.

i want people who get so used to one another that they stop going the extra mile. i want the ‘you don’t make the effort because you already have me’ argument.

i want relationships that challenge each other to be better people and make each other question their beliefs and moral compass. 

but most of all, i want to write relationships that are real. that make you feel something. i want to go on the emotional rollercoaster right along with them.

that’s what i want.