Shikikaha

Muwuhahaha

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I swear in Algebra this is a equation - 8=D

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Comeback💥

Insulter: Your clothes are shitty and gay! Me: Yeah sorry, I took them from your word robe...

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I love it when the teacher says silence, the class goes quite for about 5 seconds - outburst of talk begins - and the teacher just looks at the class like: BRUH

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Exactly how I feel when my alarm goes off for school

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If life's a box of chocolates then I'm screwed, i don't like chocolates - Im more of a sweet kind of guy

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Me Trying To Crack A Yolk About Eggs To Meh Fwends

Me : Humpty Dumpty was at a dead end, he was truly scrambled! *Friends walk away* Me : Come on that wasn't that bad! Friends : Cya later Dane Cook (worst comedian ever)

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How my mates would be if this happened

Me : Aye, ya know that fit girl at school? Mate : Ye. Me : Well she just liked my photo and put a heart in the comments ☺ Mate : Nice mate. Me : She just DMed me something, it says - I like your photos not you... 😒 Mate : Now apply cold water to the burn 😁😂

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Her : I am ganna run out of credit, follow me on insta so we can carry on talking. Me : Oh I don't need to follow you on Instagram. Her : Why's that? Me : Coz i follow you in real life 😏

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What looks like chocolate and runs really fast? Me when I eat all the Nutella at my friends…

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Me : Wanna go out with me? Her : No your too fat 💁 Me : I’m not fat, im obese 😌😉

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Me : What do you wanna be when you grow up? Little bro : A dog. Me : Whys that? Little bro : So i don’t have to wear any clothes 😋 Me : But you don’t wear clothes anyway…