actual terrible hunter

Shiloh Carmichael // 21 // Hunter {kind of}

[theforgottencarmichael]

I’ve gained about ten pounds in two days.

Cool it, baby Aid.

[shiloh--carmichael]

Aid?

[rubybarrow-deactivated20150212]

Admit it.

You’re totally scared.

[shiloh--carmichael]

Of what?

[iamarcticmonkeys-blog]

Whenever I watch myself speak, I wish everything I’d said had been a sentence shorter.

Alex Turner (via noorehh)

[theforgottencarmichael]

Cut the bullshit, Shi.

I don’t need your pity.

[shiloh--carmichael]

I'm not... what do you want me to say, Addison?

I don't know what to tell you.

[theforgottencarmichael]

Wow.

The amount that everyone is okay with my decision just confirms how much of a shitty mother I would be.

[shiloh--carmichael]

You wouldn't be a bad mother.

[liberoiism-deactivated20160612]

Thanks for…helping me out.

But I’m not that short I swear!

[shiloh--carmichael]

I never said you were.

[theforgottencarmichael]

I’m getting an abortion.

[shiloh--carmichael]

.....-- Okay.

[theforgottencarmichael]

It’s not April Fools Day.

Either way, I won’t be for much longer.

[shiloh--carmichael]

Wh- what do you mean?

[liberoiism-deactivated20160612]

Maybe just a tiny bit? Just like a little tiny bit.

[shiloh--carmichael]

Here. [reaches up and grabs it for her]

[theforgottencarmichael]

Pregnant? Tiny human?

The internet says it’s the size of a piece of rice… And looks really ugly too.

[shiloh--carmichael]

You're... are you joking with me?

[theforgottencarmichael]

Kind of…

I’m pregnant.

[shiloh--carmichael]

You're... what?

[theforgottencarmichael]

I-I, uh… I went to the doctor yesterday…

[shiloh--carmichael]

Are you okay? Are you sick?

[theforgottencarmichael]

Shiloh… i’m scared…

[shiloh--carmichael]

Why, what's going on?

[liberoiism-deactivated20160612]

I can totally…reach that…

Or not. Whoops. 

[shiloh--carmichael]

So... you want help?

[theforgottencarmichael]

It’s the size of a grain of rice… How can something so small feel so… huge?

[shiloh--carmichael]

What was that?

[liberoiism-deactivated20160612]

I’m not that short…!

Fine! I may be five foot four, but I’m five foot four of pure shut the hell up!

[shiloh--carmichael]

I just wanted to know if you needed help reaching that...

[theclassymike]