[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[tahthetrickster]

[ryebreadgf]

favorite series of tweets

[segamascott]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[loveridden1999]

when england lose, women bruise

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[speedlimit15]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Mr. Game & Watch

[christianstepmoms]

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[cpericardium]

that's genius... xi jinping was right

[thyrell]

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

[thyrell]

irs.

[efoxgirl]

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please