Shit Shinee Didn't say

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Jinki, while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: I've Had It

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Jinki: Danger IS my middle name.

Minho: That's a lie. Your middle name is cutie pie.

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Kibum: what’s your greatest strength?

Jonghyun: i'm a great flirt

Kibum: what's your greatest weakness?

Jonghyun: those beautiful eyes of yours

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Taemin: i think we should have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break them there’s a fun little surprise!

Jinki: what’s the surprise??

Kibum: blood poisoning

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Minho: Thanks, cutiepie.

Kibum: Ugh.

Minho: Sorry, I'll think of a better one than cutiepie. You're my angel.... dust. Sorry, that's a drug.

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Jinki: Jonghyun, I typed up your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you may have network connectivity problems.

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Jonghyun: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Minho: Jonghyun, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Jonghyun: So, you can't sleep, huh?

Jonghyun: ...

Jonghyun: Is it because of the blanket?

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Kibum: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Jonghyun: We could attack them with hummus.

Kibum: I stand corrected.

Jonghyun: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Taemin: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

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Kibum: This was almost a great idea.

Jinki: You just described 90% of our stuff..

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Amber: I love this whole “good cop/bad cop” thing you two have going on.

Jonghyun: It’s not really a thing, it’s more like I’m nice and Kibum is not

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Minho: Hey, what time is it?

Jonghyun: I don’t know, pass me that kazoo.

Jonghyun: [plays kazoo loudly]

Kibum: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE KAZOO AT 2 AM?

Jonghyun: It’s 2 am.

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Taemin: You know what I'm saying?

Jinki, through tears: /You/ don't even know what you're saying.

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Kibum: It’s okay. Everyone’s afraid of something.

Taemin: Even you, Hyung?

Kibum: Pfft. No.

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Taemin: I am a person that likes to think things through.

Kibum: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

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