Non-romantic fluff starters
โHere, I saved some for you. Try it?โ
โI just really need a hug right nowโฆโ
โYou. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.โ
โJoin me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.โ
โItโs cake, how difficult can it be?โ
โSure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.โ
โI had a nightmareโฆ can you stay up with me?โ
โWeโre going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.โ
โThis would look so cute on you!โ
โOkay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, Iโm not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.โ
โI said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*โฆโ
โYouโve been working too hard and Iโm calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.โ
โIโve got a gallon of ice cream and if you donโt get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.โ
โFight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.โ
โMy hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, itโs going up your back.โ
โOh my god, just pet my hair already.โ
โAfter that movie youโre staying for a sleepover. I know you donโt want to go home and sleep alone anyway.โ
โIs there a reason youโre gnawing on me?โ
โC'mon, I need a Player 2.โ
โI bet you canโt make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.โ
โIf you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.โ
โWhat was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.โ
โWhen we get that house youโre handling the spiders.โ
โGoing to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.โ
โItโs not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.โ
โItโs an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?โ
โPlease tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while theyโre still in the dryer*.โ
โCan we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.โ
โIโm singing along to this song and you canโt stop me, so either deal with it or join me.โ
โC'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.โ
โI hate this game so much. Hereโs a link, you should totally play it.โ
โI take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.โ
โHELP I HAVE A SPLINTERโ
โOkay, but consider that if you donโt watch this show with me, Iโll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.โ
โIf anyone turns that fan off again I swear someoneโs going to bleed.โ
โHelp me, the computerโs making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.โ
โTHIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!โ
โI have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.โ
โIf I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.โ
โI need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and youโre it.โ
โYeah, but youโre *my* nerd.โ
โThe remote is two feet thataway and I donโt feel like moving. Weโre stuck with this.โ
โYou are aware this was the worst idea ever and youโre lucky youโre my best friend, or else Iโd leave you alone to deal with this.โ
โIโd say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.โ
โThere is a perfectly good reason Iโm eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, Iโm certain of it. Probably.โ
โOkay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.โ
โPlease keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.โ
โThat sounds like a bad idea. Iโm in.โ
โIf you donโt come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.โ
โWe made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you canโt back out now.โ