Shiny93

Welcome to my mess. I'm an Irish girl pretending to be an adult. If you wanna know anything more feel free to ask ;)

[ruinedchildhood]

[keybladesoras]

Thor Odinson, a true Disney Princess

[itismarvelicious]

Tony to Pepper in Infinity War: I dreamt we had a kid

Me in the theater:

[flyingorfalling]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Tony gets to spend the early morning of his birthday with his two favorite people.

This was supposed to be a drabble for Tony’s birthday, but it became 3000 words of tooth-rotting fluff. I don’t know a thing about writing kids, but I hope it’s okay???

[horror-gremlin]

Me @ Marvel:

[marvelgifs]

[tonyspepper]

Pepper: *entering the board meeting, completely composed*

Pepper: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.

Tony: *behind her, completely dishevelled*

Tony: I'm things.

[incorrect-marvel-quotes]

Steve: Road work ahead? -scoffs- Uh yeah, I sure hope it does!

[huevoschan]

Thor: I have a brother.

Gamora: I have a sister.

Thor: He’s adopted.

Gamora: We’re both adopted.

Thor: *sweats* He has blue skin…

Gamora: *looks around nervously* She’s actually blue skinned too…

Thor: DON’T TELL ME SHE TRIES TO KILL YOU TOO!

Gamora: SHE DOES!

Thor: DO THEY COME FROM THE SAME FAMILY?!

Gamora: I DON’T KNOW!

[incorrect-marvel-quotes]

Stephen: I'm Tony's emergency contact.

Nurse: So you're here to pick him up?

Stephen: Oh, no, I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

[van-dyne]

// What kind of a disney princess are you? (insp)

[ao3feed-irondadspiderson]

by Madelinedear

“Did you know that we’re secretly married and have an illegitimate child?” Tony asks blandly over breakfast, swiping butter onto his piece of toast.

It says a lot, May thinks, about the absolute shitshow her past year has been, that she doesn’t even bat an eye.

(or; between sundays, tony and may find solid ground in a shaky world.)

Words: 10706, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of call you home

Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Tony Stark, May Parker (Spider-Man), Peter Parker, Pepper Potts, James Rhodes, Happy Hogan, briefly some other rogue avengers, MJ and Ned mentions

Relationships: Tony Stark & May Parker, Tony Stark & Peter Parker, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Friendship, platonic co-parenting, Panic Attacks, Found Family, PTSD, Recovery, plot?? don’t know her, Tony can’t sleep, may learns piano, peter becomes an instagram star, ironfam is real and i love them, no compliant with infinity war, because this is my house

[michonnegrimes]

Your heart is so full of hatred, you are not fit to be a king.

Danai Gurira as Okoye in Black Panther (2018)

[otphilinda]

Incorrect Philinda Quotes (1/?)

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

PART TWO

Scottish Twitter is fucking wild

[incorrectagentsofshieldquotes]

Deke: I got my ankles microwaved.

Simmons: X-rayed.

Deke: They took my blood away to use for science.

Simmons: Cholesterol test.

Deke: Fitz had his sinuses…

Deke: Removed?

Simmons: Looked at.

[thetowndrugdealer]

*sucks guys dick* *dies of nut allergy*

[archivemol]

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

[applecranberry-deactivated20170]

now I do

[gaaraofsburbia]

#the answer to a question i never asked

[lesbigender-deactivated20210201]

The reason they killed Loki in the first ten minutes is because Loki absolutely would not have hesitated to kill Vision, or steal the time stone.

[see-arcane]

Avengers: Someone’s killed Dr. Strange and Vision!

Loki, admiring his new necklace and glowing yellow paperweight: Tragic

[lesbigender-deactivated20210201]

Wanda: if we destroyed the mind stone it would kill Vision D:

Loki, already stabbing him: oh no

[see-arcane]

Thor: Hey, didn’t Midgard have a wizard around here earlier? Loki, you remember the wizard, right?

Loki, currently garroting Dr. Strange with the time stone: I don’t recall

[rebelmeg]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING