Basically just unoriginal Marvel jokes

If you tag any of my posts as th*rki or tony x peter I will attack you with weapons 

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So, I know this is just an incorrect quotes blog, but here are some things you might want to know

1. I don't source my quotes. This is partially due to me being lazy and also using vines & generators as inspiration.

2. I don't copy quotes. Basically, if a quote has been done on another blog with the same characters, I won't re-use it on this one. Sometimes, I might just have the same idea as another blog but this is rare.

3. These posts aren't tagged for trigger warnings. I generally don't post really hard-hitting stuff, but there is the occasional allusion to mental health or suicide, as well as food & other lesser-known triggers.

4. I tag every interaction between commonly shipped characters as that ship. (With the exception of incestual, problematic or minor/adult ships & the like) This is purely for distribution's sake, so sorry for any inconveniences that causes.

5. This blog is run by a minor. Yes, I am but a child. Basically, just don't expect anything too "spicy". Also, I have to deal with schoolwork, as well my primary blog, so don't expect things to be posted regularly.

And I think that's it! Anyways, enjoy your stay on this blog

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who up grieving the unlived life on a tuesday

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WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG SORRY TO ANYONE WHO SAW THAT REBLOG

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just a reminder that t*rfs are not and will never be welcome on my blog i think you are embarrassments to humankind and you should be ashamed of subscribing to a belief system based on hate and white supremacy

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Incorrect Quote #60

Peter: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Tony, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Peter:

Peter: fsh

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Incorrect Quote #59

Drax: No one has a crush on me

Drax: I am too strong to be crushed

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Incorrect Quote #58

Loki: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Thor: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Loki: Death is a social construct.

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Incorrect Quote #57

Steve: Where are you going?

Bucky: To get plums or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Incorrect Quote #56

Tony: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Peter: You and me!!!

Tony, tearing up: Okay.

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Incorrect Quote #55

Sam: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Bucky: Killed without hesitation.

Sam: No-

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Incorrect Quote #54

Sam: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Bucky: I do have a sense of humor you know

Sam: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Bucky: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Incorrect Quote #53

Rhodes: How many kids do you have?

Tony: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Incorrect Quote #52

Sam: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Bucky: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Incorrect Quote #51

Bucky: [screaming in the background] Sharon: What happened? Sam: I don’t know, I think he saw himself in the mirror. Bucky, in the distance: SAM! THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL! Sam: It’s okay, Bucky! Just introduce yourself, I’m sure they’re nice.

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Incorrect Quote #50

Tony, doing anything: Don't tell Pepper. Pepper is not behind the camera right now. If Pepper found out that I was doing this they would be very, very upset right now so don't tell them.

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Incorrect Quote #49

Fury: You’re completely mad! Tony: Thank goodness I am, because if I wasn’t, this would probably never work!

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Incorrect Quote #48

Tony, about him & Stephen: We love each other. We just don’t say it. We show our love through criticism and micromanagement, so if you say “love you”, you’re probably hiding something.