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May: Not everything on the internet is true. Aida: So there's not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?
May: There isn't anything you can say to stop me! Daisy: Oh yeah? What if I said ... blargen fediddle no-hip? May: May: Well I'll admit, that slowed me down.
Daisy: Good afternoon and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings, we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperatures lower than thirty-two degrees Fahrenheit or zero degrees Celsius. Simmons: Ride by on roller skates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue. Daisy: Motion passed, council adjourned.
You're all my family, in a way, and I love you all - apart from Ward, who I don't really trust.
Phil Coulson
I'm having a natural childbirth in that it's natural to take drugs that lessen excruciating pain.
Jemma Simmons
Simmons: You bought us gifts? Deke: Oh, I wouldn’t say bought exactly… I obtained.
I am not in danger, I am the danger.
Sinara
To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't just about horses, I lost interest.
Deke Shaw
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.
Aida
Is it true that you can make Coulson do anything you want? Like if you said he had to eat a bug, he'd eat it even if it had lots of legs?
Daisy (to May)
Deke: If I was the last person on Earth, would you date me? Daisy: Deke... If you were the last person on earth, I wouldn’t exist.
Simmons: Have you made a dent in your reading list? Deke: I finished it! Simmons: You read eleven books? Deke: I read the list.
Alya: Aunt Daisy! That girl hit me! Daisy: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit her back!
Horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. Sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or something.
Raina
Garret: I understand that we'll probably never be friends. May: You can leave out the "probably".
I really value when people use violence for me, it's actually one of my love languages.
Snowflake
Kasius: He's like the dad I never had. Sinara: You don’t have a dad? Kasius: I mean I do, but he sucks.