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if I ever went to the Golden Globes I would wear a gown made of folded Starburst wrappers like those purses and wallets the cool girl in your grade who is now a niche tattoo artist would make in 2006 and sell for five dollars

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Is it the sound of my premature Moët bubbles at 10:23 pm on December 30th or is it the HOA-installed sprinklers through the cracked window of our corner house spilling recycled water over the non-existent grass in the empty shared space outside of our work-in-progress fence line by the tree that the hummingbird visits once or twice a month if we’re lucky? Either way the sound smells like a fire burning close by and I’m chilly so thank goodness for a Blue kitten nibbling my ear whilst snoozing across my neck as a scarf purring me to sleep soon while a cracked Pepper kit keeps a close watch on said noisy window

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everyone always feels bad for me and I refuse to be felt bad for

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so ur telling me that people are actually going to be looking at me @ my wedding this weekend??? Hate it

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Thank goodness this year for girls who love me (@slightlynexttonormal )

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oh to lead a life exciting enough to feel like I am worthy of a “do not disturb” feature

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the end of my wits leads to the beginning of what, exactly?

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No time to miss Joan but it finally caught up to me

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feeling like sleeping in my plywood closet until someone pry-walls me out

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terrified I’ve reached my “handle quota”

brave-me has seemingly left my body

when I was 15 I had no doubts I would grow even stronger with age

double that life later call me the cowardly lyin

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Fuck yeah, little one

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Pinocchio (1940)

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@shinymouse

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irony ivory and the kitchen grout needs cleaning

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I feel like there are words with claws crawling up my throat

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Some shit just IS

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Cheers, big ears.