[mediumsizedboy]

Damn, queen, you shit with that ass?

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[devinellekurtz]

A collection of my processes for learning purposes!

[catchymemes]

[saddest-cat-hours]

Damn, save some for the rest of us

[space-owl]

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

[dont-offend-the-bees]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[benegesserwitch]

starcrossed lovers

[queenwhiskey]

[samurottinhell]

[powerburial]

trail of blunts leading to blunt graveyard

[kaitimcc]

This is honestly not okay….like how can you proudly litter and then post pictures of it?

[powerburial]

yeah i smoked 200 blunts in one sitting and left all the wrappers on the ground and it is fucking cool

[letstalkaboutthehusband]

this is trashy and not okay and also stupid like why would u pollute ur smoke spot the whole point of smoking in nature is to attempt to achieve peace and calm and how are u gonna do that w all this fucking garbage? i’m mad cuz of these pics yeah :// smh plus it’s rude af to everyone else who smokes here like have some basic sense of respect for the earth and the flora n fauna around u like haha funny joke i guess but also dont

[powerburial]

sorry but i smoked 200 blunts in one sitting here and couldnt fimd a trash can. i went to 7-11 and said 200 white owls please and he didnt give me a bag so i carried them bundled in my arms fumbling into the woods and i got to work. i stayed in the woods for 40 days and 40 nights rolling my blunts, smoking them, and leaving my trash for all to see

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[his-shining-tears]

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[loveamongthesailors]

Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

[moranion]

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

[loveamongthesailors]

that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao 

 the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand 

[sapphiccygnet]

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

[sabotender-bailarina]

ankles: covered

snakes: up

titties: out

[sabotender-bailarina]

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative

[4gifs]

Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure six times stronger than the deepest ocean trench, radiation hundreds of times higher than the fatal dose for a human, and the vacuum of space.

[geekycrap-blog]

but everything comes at a price son of a bitch looks like a dick

[treecat22]

Guys you don’t know the half it. Tardigrades, or waterbears, (or moss piglets, how cute is that?) are the coolest things in the entire world. They pretty much live everywhere on earth, and all they do is amble around drinking water. But if their life is in danger, they shrivel up into this little raisin thing and they can survive practically anything. There was a piece of moss sitting dry in a museum for a century. Some scientists wetted the moss, and they woke back up. Just started drinking the water again. They have survived as near to absolute zero as science has allowed us to get. They’ve woken up after being subjected to 6 times the radiation lethal to humans, even though they are about 3 millimeters in length on average. NASA sent them into orbit and they were released into the vacuum of space for ten days. They woke up. So what does this mean? Scientists believe this may help to prove the existence of live elsewhere in the universe, and how life came to Earth. If there are creatures that can survive the emptiness of space, who’s to say an asteroid didn’t carry some from one planet to ours?

[troyesivan]

still looks like a dick tbh

[thetrippytrip]

iconic

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

when u start overthinking

[saltycathy]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sexhaver]

we’re all going to die

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

There’s no way this isn’t edited…

OH MY GOD ITS REAL

[bace-jeleren]

We’re in the bad end timeline, folks