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My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.
My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.
Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.
My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.
Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.
Imagine if you had won though.
I made this post 6 years ago and it has 195 thousand notes, and this is my favorite response to it
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girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be
girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be
cw transphobia
obviously this is an extremely bizarre tweet that got ratioed to hell and back, but it’s also hilarious that of all the authors in the entire English literary canon, she somehow landed on Shakespeare as the epitome of cisnormative writing.
like ma’am shakespeare’s characters go on stage and announce their gender to the audience within the first few lines in nearly every play. Including…you know….the very play you reference???
Some fun additions to this thread
everybody who has ever read Shakespeare is currently in that thread like:
AS YOU LIKE IT
everyone always cites Twelfth Night as peak Shakespearean Gender Fuckery but I dare anyone to look Rosalind from As You Like It in the eye and not acknowledge her as the most gender-fucking lead in Shakespeare’s entire bibliography.
Celia: “we must flee in disguise, so I shall be a demure country maid!”
Rosalind: “that sounds super rad, imma be a twink and name myself after the twinkiest twink that ever twinked!”
Celia: “that tracks”
Rosalind: “And then I’m gonna meet up with the guy I think is cute and help him practice flirting by pretending to be a twink pretending to be a girl (Aka me) and I’m going to be so incredibly normal about this.”
William Shakespeare, visibly vibrating: Imagine a hot boy who is also a hot girl. Just imagine that. Are you imagining it yet? OK now imagine another one
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new theme park ride fear unlocked: the operator is just a supervillain for some reason
does anyone else have this weird like. idk. every time i block another bot account i usually take a second and look at their icon and wonder does this girl know her face is being used as a bot on some dying website. she's lived her whole life and has her whole own story and sometimes you can get a small glimpse into it, the scenery in the windows behind her, the objects on her shelves. the decor on her walls. does she know? could she have ever opted out of this? how should i, as the viewer, feel about looking into this moment in her life, seconds before reporting and blocking her? she never did wrong here herself. it is just her image. is this thing on can anyone fucking hear me
This is like 5D chess shitposting
It’s called the foot-in-the-door method. First, you propose something that is slightly outside of allowable norms: denying gay people wedding cakes on grounds of “religious freedom”. Then, you slowly ramp up how extreme your demands are, coercing the other side to giving a tiny bit of ground each time, until you’ve shifted the entire fucking playing field. Conservatives are also very fond of the door-to-face method, which is demanding something completely outlandish that you know will be refused, and then asking for something less ridiculous by way of compromise, again resulting in a gradual shift in norms until views that were once considered moderate or reasonable become unthinkably liberal by destroying people’s sense of standards. The combination of these methods is called the “foot-in-the-face” method, which sums up where this whole thing is headed quite nicely.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door-in-the-face_technique
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot-in-the-door_technique
Hey remember how you guys kept saying “why not just go to another bakery”?
Marriage is good and weddings are great but I hate modern wedding culture. You don’t need to bankrupt yourself to have a nice wedding. Stop supporting the wedding industry, stop buying outrageously priced engagement rings, stop spending 10k on a dress you’ll only ever wear once.
Coming from a professional event planner - weddings are egregiously expensive because companies openly raise prices at the word “wedding.”
Pro Tip - Never drop the word wedding while planning if you don’t need to. Most things can be for “an event you’re planning.” This obviously doesn’t include things like the venue, DJ (who needs specific wedding songs), and the wedding dress company if you’re going that route versus just buying a dress.
For my wedding I got “discounted” cupcakes, flowers, decor, bridesmaids dresses, groomsman attire, and invitations. I did this by either searching for things that aren’t marketed for weddings or not telling the companies I was working with it was for a wedding. Because honestly, most of the time they don’t need to know why you’re ordering.
These companies target people planning their weddings and markup everything the second “wedding” is said. And it’s said often because people assume the services change exponentially for weddings. They absolutely do not.
The best example are the cupcakes I had for my wedding. I used a designer cupcake store in town instead of spending $1000 on a wedding cake. If you place a large order of cupcakes with a cake tree for display - it costs about $150 for 100 (which is what I did). When you order their “wedding” package - the price raised to a $700 base for 100 cupcakes. The only other perk includes a “tasting.” Forget that. Our tasting was buying a few cupcakes in flavors we thought we’d like and picked three. It cost maybe $20.
What these companies do is scummy and targets people who don’t have information about the event industry.
I will yell it from the rooftops until people realize there’s a better way.
I think one of my favorite things about cetaceans (whales and dolphins) is the way they exhibit little signs of culture varying from pod to pod. For example, in the 80s there was a wild dolphin named Billie in Adelaide who was placed in dolphin rehab after being injured, and she spent some time amongst captive dolphins while recovering. Just from watching the Marineland dolphins, Billie learned to perform a trick called “tail walking” which is a behavior that dolphins don’t really do in the wild. However, when Billie was released back into Port River after her recovery, she loved tail walking so much that she taught it to all of the other wild dolphins in the pod as well as her daughter. Billie would regularly race up to boats and tail walk alongside them to the delight of passengers
There was a period for several years where pretty much all of the dolphins in Port River were tail walking on a regular basis until the fad eventually wore off, as fads do. Billie herself though never stopped exhibiting the behavior until her death in 2009 from renal failure. What a remarkable animal she was; I love what her story tells us about dolphin behavior and cognition.
remember: don't chase the pain. if you're lucky enough to have access to an adequate supply of painkillers, use them early. if your pain is episodic, not continuous, hit the pain as soon as you notice it and your chances of avoiding a bad episode improve.
if you wait around to see if it gets 'bad enough' for painkillers, you're more likely to end up in a lot of pain that's difficult to control.
the tricky part is, if you do it right, it feels like you did it wrong. because if you catch the pain early before it gets bad, it often feels like 'it never got that bad so maybe i didn't need the medication.'
but it didn't get that bad BECAUSE of the medication! you did it right. it's okay to use the tools at your disposal. fuck the stigma.
terfs are so fucking stupid its actually funny
I probably shouldn't be surprised about this, but a lot of people missing the point here. the joke isn't "terfs calling Sigourney weaver, a hot woman, unattractive" and tbh I think seeing this post and going "terfs are so stupid because Sigourney weaver is obviously gorgeous" is even potentially harmful or at least hurtful
the joke here is terfs seeing a picture of Sigourney Weaver, famous actress and cis woman, but because they were told its a picture of a trans woman they're immediately yakking about how 'clockable' she is
Reminds me of when me and a friend were tabling for Mermaids and some TERF came over and told us, in great detail, why we, two cis women, would never "pass". Because its incomprehensible to them that any actual cis people would just support trans rights. I'm obviously taller than any real woman and my tits are obviously fake, and her man hands and "beer belly" gave her away.
She was six months pregnant
I've yet to hear any definition of womanhood as set by TERFs that doesn't exclude huge swathes of women, both cis and trans alike.
Nobody hates cis women more than TERFs:
'A woman is a person who can get pregnant' = Infertile cis women aren't women. Menopausal cis women aren't women. Cis women cease to be women while they go on the pill, even though apparently changing one's hormone balance doesn't necessarily mean one's gender has changed, right?
'A woman is a person with a uterus' = Cis women who've had a hysterectomy aren't women. Cis women with birth defects that resulted in them being born without a womb aren't women.
'A woman must look like xyz' = Any cis woman who exists outside of this very particular aesthetic standard that definitely wasn't at all defined by the patriarchy and white supremacy or anything isn't a woman. Sorry Sigourney Weaver you're a man now.
Every single stupid criteria TERFs set out to exclude trans women simultaneously hurts cis women everywhere. TERFs are not feminists, they're misogynists.
i wish my spine was a sword. i wish my knuckles were steel and my teeth could cut leather. i wish i was made of diamonds, unbreakable, unfeeling, glittering in the sun.
If your spine was a sword, you wouldn’t be able to bend over. Bending over is fun.
i wish my spine was one of those flexible rulers that i could use to rap across people’s hands. i wish my knuckles were crayola crayons so i left art on everything i punched. i wish my teeth were straight and i had money for college. i wish i was made of triangles with a 90 degree angle so i could always be right, unbreakable, unfeeling, geometrical in the sun
Several years ago, my spouse was like, “you gotta give the kitties a warning before you grind your coffee beans” and I was like “okay sure makes sense” so now every morning before I grind coffee beans I yell “it’s gonna get loud babies!!!! Gotta grind some beans!!!!” And my spouse will yell back from corners of the house, in a despondent tone, “OH NO NOT THE BEANS!!!! SCATTER!!!”
nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes
i think i'm funny and that's the main thing
