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EDWARD NEWGATE The Big Dad™ "We never turn our back on family!" written by lexi

[shirchige]

MOVED.

This is kind of embarrassing since I just fixed up this blog, but I’ve made the decision to create a multimuse blog where it’ll be easier to switch between characters and give my secondary muses better attention!

If you are interested in interacting with Whitebeard, please feel free to follow me at @muselexum. The blog will be under construction for awhile, but I will be slowly shifting over there permanently.

[shirchige]

[ look at him.. im cryin ]

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"This is what I like to call first-class entertainment." (whitebeards-16th-commander)

[ x ]

The festivities were in full swing, those on board either drunk, or very close to getting there. Newgate appreciated these kinds of nights, not just because he enjoyed seeing his family having a well-deserved time of relaxation, but because it also meant that no one was on his ass about his ungodly amounts of alcohol intake.

Some commotion caught his attention, eyes drifting over to where he saw Ace roughhousing with Haruta-- all in good, drunken jest he was sure. That boy brought an abundance of youthful energy onto the Moby Dick, and Newgate very much found amusement in it.

Newgate's attentions shifted towards Izou, who had commented on the tussle. A jolly laugh preceded his response, "Careful now. If they hear you, you will no doubt be dragged into their scuffle."

[shirchige]

Update to my rules! Mainly:

“!WARNING! PLEASE NOTE - I portray Whitebeard as having terminal cancer. Mention of cancer and illness in general are integral to how I write his character so if these topics upset you please do not follow.”

[shirchige]

[ This blog is finally cleaned up and Im going to bed~ ]

[youcantfuckbuggytheclown]

you absolutely cant fuck this grandpa. hes not even a handsomre one, in fact he actually looks kind of like hulk hogan had a passionate night with the hulk and a football. you cant fuck him 1. because hes approximately 19 feet tall or some shit, so his dick is probably the size of your leg and confirmed to tear you clean in two. 2. this man, hes got like 900 kids, you think hes got time to spend fucking you? hes already pretty much dead, so you gotta listen to the beeping of his heart moniter while you try your damndestt to get that monstrosity of a dick in your food hole, and theres probably gonna be nurses n shit around allt he time, not worth it. this guy is impossible to fuck

[usopps-froggy-hat]

dad said i can go too

[notonepiece]

Whitebeard: I want kids so bad.

Roger: So go to a playground and take one stupid. Where do you think kids come from?

[shirchige]

"I love it here! I never want to leave!" (rosa)

[ x ]

A bellow erupted from the depths of his chest, "Gurararara--!" The earnestness of Rosa's heart never failed to warm his, the young woman brightening the mood wherever she may flutter to aboard the ship. As his laugh died down, his lids opened to reveal golden eyes shining with mirth and love, "Rosa... You are my daughter. I will certainly never force you to stay, but as long as you bear my mark on your arm you will also never have to leave either. You need not worry of me turning you away anymore. You’ve long since proven yourself."

[shirchige]

RP meme from Scream Queens Ep 13 "The Final Girl(s)"

"It was a plan 20 years in the making. And it worked."

"Now, this is a hammer. Hammers are good for bashing people in the skull and watching them bleed to death, okay?"

"Easily cuts through muscle and bone, and has the added advantage of making sure your victim's final emotion is terror."

"I needed a persona to hide behind while we murdered people and stuff."

'As for me, what I've noticed is that the more weird and gross you are, the less people want to know about you. No one asks the kid with terrible acne what their favorite movie is or where they were born."

"My butt could launch a thousand ships."

"All killers have a cool costume; Jason with his hockey mask, Freddy Krueger's sweater and hat, Cujo's totally realistic dog costume."

"Unisex, kind of satanic. But not, like, a giant goat head satanic."

"I think he's dead."

"Stabbing can be pretty dramatic."

"Wait, we're spraying acid on the furniture?"

"Obvi, I was the brains of the operation."

"Your high school transcripts are clearly faked. And I'm guessing you made up your SAT scores, 'cause it's not possible to get one million percent on them."

"I've got a bedazzler back in my room."

"I hope you guys aren't freaked out by my appearance. Or lack of social skills and money."

"Come on. Let's go mingle, babies."

"I've always said that being nice is a really good quality. It could save your life one day."

"Order is restored, as they say. More than restored--reborn."

"I mean, someone had to take all the blame."

"Can we save the shoe?"

"Also, it helps to be completely frickin' insane."

"Because for a plan like this to work, you have to be willing to totally commit."

"I mean, desperate times call for desperate measures."

"This was the price I had to pay if I wanted to get away with murder and pin it all on someone else."

"Because some people don't deserve to just get murdered. They need to be truly punished."

"I didn't do it, I swear!"

"I'm one of the good guys!"

"You bite your own toenails."

"Okay, I am flexible."

"When I fart, I cup it in my hand and smell it."

"Dear god, shut up!"

"Oh, I see where this is going. You're gonna try and pin all of these murders on me so I spend the rest of my life in prison."

"The doctors were able to save my eyeball, and they said that I'm gonna make a full recovery."

"You're the killer!"

"Your entire life story is totally fabricated."

"She definitely was not adopted."

"Wait, I do know! I know where I know you from. You're from that prostate commercial."

"We took her in out of the kindness of our hearts. And also for the tax deduction."

"As soon as she learned to talk, I wanted to disown her."

"Our daughter sucks."

"But, sweetie, you're toxic, and you're bumming us out, so it's time for you to go."

"You can't arrest me-- don't you need, like, a warrant or something from a judge?"

"Wait, you think I'm the killer?"

"Well, just saying you saw something isn't evidence."

"Uh, if you're gonna just continue to accuse everyone, could we at least sit down?"

"I don't have a diners club card! Is diners club still even a thing?"

"I didn't know the oil was boiling!"

"What is your game here?"

"I mean, I am a pillar of this community."

"What better way for you to knock off everyone that you hate, because they're different from you or not as popular or not as pretty, than to murder them one by one?!"

"This is what I like to call first-class entertainment."

"You'll never take me alive!"

"Are these strippers?"

"I just don't understand how you just end it."

"I don't have a choice is what I'm telling you."

"Don't let it end like this."

"It was never gonna work out between us."

"We got too close to the sun, baby. We shined too bright."

"I promise I will never bang anyone the way I banged you."

"What do you mean, "what charity"? Just charity. All proceeds will go to charity."

"My friends are dead! I have nothing left!"

"I wrote up a quick book and became a media sensation."

"Women are better."

"If you think about all of human history, add up the wars and the genocide, all the oppression, the violence, the exploitation, the degradation of the human spirit, what do all those things have in common? Dudes. They have dudes in common, right?"

"It's true, a lot of people had to die to make that happen, but I often catch myself thinking, "you know what? Maybe it was worth it."

"But I suppose money still talks."

"We're gonna make cookies and brownies, and eat them while we talk about our feelings."

"At least some good came out of all of that evil."

"These kids were martyrs for a much bigger cause."

"It's not my fault that all of that happened to me."

"Maybe if I would've had a real dad, my brother wouldn't have turned into such a douche."

"They're dead. And that is your fault."

"I didn't kill any of these kids."

"Are you getting me a car?"

"I think you need your space."

"I was under the impression that I had the inalienable right to a jury of my peers. Look at these hippos. These are not my peers."

"This is a kangaroo court."

"You can't ignore the verdict."

"My dad is super gross rich. Like, disgusting rich. He'll have me out of prison in no time."

"You're going to an asylum."

"You're rude, entitled, narcissistic, racist and insane."

"Your entire defense consisted of you screaming at the jury that you didn't kill anybody and then threatening to kill them if they found you guilty."

"I think I'm ready to show you my ears."

"I love it here! I never want to leave!"

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"Pops, I finally got my tattoo!" Shows off the tattoo on his right shoulder

Seeing the new tattoo made Whitebeard happy, but it was Ikki’s excitement that truly made it a joy for him. “It suits you, my son.”

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Just out of curiosity, why do you go by Whitebeard when you don't have a beard? Did you have one at some point and decided to shave it off?

“I’ve never grown a beard nor was I the one to create that epithet. I don’t know its origins, but the title has stuck with me and I’ve made it my own. Whitebeard has much more of a punch to it than Edward Newgate gurarara.”

[sableu]

Ace and Pops requested by @cinderbled

[cinderbled-a-deactivated2018022]

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[onepiecephilosophy]

Happy Birthday to one of the most legendary pirates in history: Shirohige.

April 6 | “Whitebeard” Edward Newgate

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" i-i'm not mocking your moustache! just that it has an unusual shape and that's awesome! Moustaches are usually always the same but yours is unique and that's cool! Sorry if it sounded offensive, that was not my intention, captain Shirohige. "- thus profuse bows in apology.

“…Get back to your duties.”

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"So do you ever miss Roger?"

He contemplated the question. Roger had been his rival just as much as he was one of the people Whitebeard trusted and respected the most. Whenever he looked back on the times they had spent together it was… pleasant. Memories of more youthful days. However did that mean he missed him…? “No, I don’t think that ‘miss’ is the precise word for it. While I do look back on those memories fondly, I do not find myself wishing Roger was still alive. What has happened should be left in the past and I can only look forward. There is no benefit to missing someone who is gone.”

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grins widely at him. flops down in front of his seat, hat knocked off & silver hues sparkling warmly. ' --- ne , pops ? what's your biggest treasure ? ' he somehow mumbled softly, afraid it was a stupid question.

Golden gaze fell onto the freckled commander, Whitebeard regarding him with a calm and inviting expression. During the crew’s parties the yonko tended to observe from his seat, watching his sons and daughters enjoy themselves rather than include himself in the energetic and loud fun. 

Upon hearing Ace’s question, the older man’s face filled with warmth as he let out a small chuckle, “Gurara… And here I thought it was obvious.” He leaned back a bit, turning his attention up to the starlit night sky, “A man would only sacrifice his life for what’s most important to him. My greatest treasure is this family, the one I’ve spent decades building. There is nothing of higher value to me.”