some trans man shiro headcanons
• he is the king of battling dysphoria, he knows exactly what to do when he or another one of the paladins is having a bad day.
- hunk: shiro help i don’t have anything safe to bind with right now and it’s nighttime so i have to look in the mirror what do i do
- shiro, handing him a sports bra and baggy shirt: dont forget to wash your face
• on the other hand, he also has really bad dysphoria, like. all of the time. oops
• he started t before the kerberos mission, so he already knew he had to gradually lower what he was taking in before he was shot up into outer space. that’s at least one thing he didn’t have to worry about while he was trapped.
• he had a hysterectomy as well, because hell if he was going to carry a baby. keith filmed him after the surgery.
- shiro, crying: keith. you are my baby brother and i love you sso muc.gh,, please sdont be mad that i pu t hotsauce in your smoothie that one time
- keith, suddenly not laughing behind the camera: im still bitter about that
• since Clone Shiro has the same memories/feelings as normal shiro, having long hair was hell for him. on the other hand, he really enjoyed being able to grow stubble. he almost didn’t shave it off after massacring his hair.
• shiro, banging pots and pans together at 3 am: NOT ALL TRANS GUYS ARE TWINKS!!!!!!!!!!!
- lance, from under his pillow: WE GET IT YOURE A TWUNK
• shiro, looking in the mirror: this is the most handsome, valid, and wonderful man i’ve ever seen
- shiro: we’re all equally the most valid men i’ve ever seen
• he’s REALLY good at helping pidge with her trans problems even though she’s a girl and not a guy? he’s just the best dad
- pidge: so, uh. you bought me a bra
- shiro: yes also i love you
• just. good ol trans shiro
(shallies dont touch please)