Tired lil shit

26 y.o creature from Finland interested in drawing. I like all kinds of stuff, so random reblogging and posting may occur. Art will be posted to my art blog for now on: nekomiira.tumblr.com

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[tastefullyterrible]

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing

[animatedamerican]

there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD

[guerrillatech]

[ousia-poetica]

There are many lies that we must eradicate from our minds. By Chris Austin Art

[sosuperawesome]

Big / Small Plush Moths

Ananasya Design on Etsy

[gif87a-com]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[drtanner]

REBLOG FOR NOISES

[tikkety-tok]

matching Halloween costumes 🎃

[dankmemeuniversity]

[squeakitties]

[thebookworm0001]

[inneedofdonuts]

His energy is unmatched

[61below]

This is like, the pipe organ of bonking your siblings with the empty wrapping paper tube 😍

[ruffboi-mags]

For the people in the notes who I saw saying the Blue Man Group should get in touch with him?

They have indeed collaborated.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cheeky-orchid]

Ok, but that MUSTACHE!!!

[studthismuffin]

Fuck the mustache this is a bop

[jaubaius]

Watch for 60 seconds, then you gonna like it!🔉

[tungpilled]

God I wish that were me I love little obstacle courses

[sosuperawesome]

Carbickova Crowns on Etsy

[viejospellejos]

[catvampire]

OKAY SCIENTIFIC METHOD. TESTED A COUPLE OF TIMES. HERE ARE MY FINDINGS

1) THROW IT HARD AND AT AN UPWARDS ANGLE. copy paper will not do the thing this much, but you can see the effect a little bit

2) i had more success with this version, which does the same couple of first steps exactly the same but results in a slightly smaller bat with a bigger wingspan

3) before chucking out paper planes on your backyard, make sure the fence between you and your neighbour does not have exactly paper bat height gaps in them, or you will need to do a very awkward sneak at eight pm on a thursday

[startledoctopus]

i feel this person on a spiritual level

[outofcontextachewood]

[killitwithyoursword]

Vincent & Theo Van Gogh 

Hannah Gadsby in Nanette (2018) // At Eternity’s Gate dir. Julian Schnabel (2018) // Loving Vincent dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman (2017) // Vincent Van Gogh in a letter to Theo Van Gogh (1880) // Almond Blossoms by Vincent Van Gogh (1890); painted as a gift for the birth of his brother Theo’s son named after him

[soracities]

“It is not immediately obvious which of Zadkine’s figures is Vincent and which is Theo. Like all who relieve the suffering of others, Theo—in a process that is the exact opposite of a blood transfusion—has taken some of Vincent’s pain into himself. Soon, however, it becomes obvious that while the sky weighs heavily on both figures, one, Vincent, feels gravity as a force so terrible it can drag men beneath the earth. From this moment on you are held by the pathos and beauty of what Zadkine depicts: despair that is inconsolable, comfort that is endless. One figure says, “I can never feel better,” the other, “I will hold you until you are better.”

Geoff Dyer on Ossip Zadkine’s sculpture of Vincent and Theo Van Gogh (from “Blues for Vincent”, Otherwise Known as the Human Condition)