The Ultimate Shitlord

Literally just here for memes and art k thanks

[bluef00t]

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

[boastmalone]

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

[oracleocelot]

[maddiesharafian]

A Blacksmith’s Dream

[titkoks]

[kingscrown666]

New type of guy just dropped

[randomdeinonychus]

The subtitles did not prepare me for what he was actually saying.

[thecarlosramos]

[holleywoodsigns]

[lunian]

I'm sobbing

[despazito]

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

[wenellyb]

[punkrorschach]

i’m glad he’s fine so i can laugh at this. one of the absolute sentences of all time.

[punkrorschach]

highlights

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Is this too much to ask?

[funnytwittertweets]

[tepkunset]

Genuinely can’t stand the new favouritism towards video format. You want me to spend a whole two minutes listening to someone say out loud a paragraph I could read in 20 seconds?

(This is about tiktok. I hate tiktok.)

[impishtubist]

It’s not just tiktok, it’s everything. I’m tired of clicking on news articles and instead finding it’s a video I have to watch. I’m tired of being sent to a video when I want to learn about a new thing instead of an article I can skim in less than a minute. You mean you want me to sit through an entire video, listening for the one kernel of information that’s buried in there that I’m interested in? Nah, man, life is too short to waste it like that. I don’t know why any of you like videos lmao.

[dykals]

can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

[finder-plus]

Fastfood workers carry more weight in society than any giant robot.

[thundergrace]

I can't believe it. Leo, when will love be enough? 🥺

[captaincrusher]

Today, August 31, the original reddit poster updated their graph!

Now including even MORE information. 

[lancrewizzard]

The notes on this are fascinating look at how many people struggle to understand that multiple things can be true at the same time. Leo's behaviour is 1) legal 2) creepy 3) part of a wider societal issue and 4) at worst predatory and at best a red flag large enough to be seen from space.

[gondwana]

why did you even do that asshole

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[whetstonefires]

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

[heathcliffcathy-archive-deactiv]

im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as “fuck it we ball”

[heathcliffcathy-archive-deactiv]

this is, to me, one of the funniest images that ever floated around the internet

[imposterogers]

I know we’ve talked about the over usage of cgi in the mcu (and how their costumes were cgi’d on) but on the other side of this– the actual costuming. in the avengers ensemble films the characters were never given stylized / personalized outfits. its always just “dress everyone in a solid muted color. to mix it up steve can wear an ugly plaid shirt” 

[imposterogers]

for reference

look at logan howlett. the jackets. the collared shirts. the jeans. the white tank top always peaking out. the belt buckles

or peacemaker exclusively wearing band shirts and tight jeans on his time off

hank mccoy wearing more generic and subdued looks bc he’s a bit nerdy and doesn’t want to stand out

negasonic teenage warhead and her teenage angst

harley quinn wearing bright and color statement pieces (but always something she can run in)

versus

(I do realize that in smaller projects they have a more stylized sense of fashion but having them all dress the same is ??)

[imposterogers]

[vonkarma2]

Lagoona called someone a cunt canon and real

[spacejellyfish3]

she did it twice

[leavemebetosleep]

I like to think Lagoona specifically looked up a word she could say to mean the same thing but not get her in trouble again