Shit My Friends Say

100% real quotes

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“Start caring about the lesbians!!”

Kaylie

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“Ajit Pai’s Twitter is so boring; I was expecting some hentai shit or something”

Seiji

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“We are a Barnes and Noble first and a shopping center later”

Jaz

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Because you’re horny and cross faded

Makenna

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“Sometimes people’s wives are lesbians. Bill Clinton’s wife is a lesbian.”

—Jaz

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“I know technically that's true but you're emotionally incorrect.”

Kaylie

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Jaz: I appreciate you dancing as a metaphorical concept.

Sabrina: I’m a comedy dancer.

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“But then Macduff is like, ‘C-section, bitch!’ And he kills Macbeth.”

—Kaylie

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Ross is just Kermit the Frog without charisma

Jaz

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“Who has the largest labia majoraaaa~”

Makenna

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“Sources? I said it; it's a FACT”

Jaz

[felderwin]

Jaz @trash-prince: What is that part of America even called? I keep wanting to call it the colonies

Me: New England?

Jaz: Yeah!

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Makenna: I don’t get those guys who wear those creepy anime masks, like why do that.

Kaylie: It’s the only way they’ll ever be inside their waifus

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Kaylie: Gansey Makara

Chloe: Oh God that is the worst thing you have ever said to me.

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“[Billie Joe Armstrong] would be a really good Karkat”

Jaz

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“We're in El Pollo Loco, you need to calm down.”

—Makenna

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Uh, yeah, I AM homophobing you, because I HATE you.

Jaz