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Lull me to sleep, Uncle Joe. Tell me a story about how we're going to beat cancer.

J.E.

#shit4Ssays #JE #9-16-16 #Joe Biden #Cancer Moonshot #politics #he has a beautiful voice and a wonderful way of speaking

Are you questioning my undercover motherhood?

J.E.

#shit4Ssays #JE #9-12-16 #mothers #parenting

Those pegging tears are yours to shed.

J.E.

#shit4Ssays #JE #9-12-16 #pegging #sadness #regrets

S.C.: Men are like cigarettes. You use them once and then throw them in the trash.

J.E.: You light them on fire, give them a big suck, and then step on them.

#shit4Ssays #9-10-16 #SC #JE #cigarettes #phallic mention #similes #analogies

I'm zero percent degradee. That means you're not allowed to pee on me.

Cream

#shit4Ssays #cream #9-10-16 #BDSM

S.C.: Now I have PTSD from that dick.

J.E.: I get that a lot.

#shit4Ssays #SC #JE #penises #9-8-16 #sorry for the PTSD joke fam #don't take the crude humor of this blog too seriously

Wholesome memes? I like my GMO memes.

A.C.

#shit4Ssays #AC #memes #GMOs #9-5-16 #wholesome and good

WHERE ARE MY FUCKZEBRAS?

W.G.

#shit4Ssays #8-22-16 #wg #zebras #names

S.C.: I ship Shiro with healing and eventual peace of mind.

A.X.: I ship Shiro with his hand up his ass.

#shit4Ssays #8-21-16 #fandom #iron hands #Voltron #shipping #SC #AX

Jesus just got cucked again.

W.G.

#shit4Ssays #wg #8-20-16 #Jesus Christ #cuckold

Stop manhandling my exposed parts.

S.C.

#shit4Ssays #SC #8-2-16 #vital regions

Your transphobic garlic bread memes are taking too long to load.

B.L.

#shit4Ssays #BL #6-8-16 #garlic bread #memes

S.C.: JESUS CHRIST

Diego: No, you see his face in toast, not pussy

#shit4Ssays #SC #Diego #KK #6-7-16 #vagina #Jesus Christ

Tfw autocorrect makes your vagina a Nicolas Cage original product.

S.C.

#shit4Ssays #6-7-16 #Cagina #Nicolas Cage #autocorrect #vagina #sc

Don't cry over spilled blood, you little BITCH.

S.C.

#shit4Ssays #9-1-16 #sc #spilled milk #talk shit get hit

It's moments like these that make me want to apologize to my mother

S.C.

#shit4Ssays #SC #parents #forgiveness #kinkshaming #what if Zelda was a grill #7-28-16

Textbooks are big, bulky things that fuck me 7 ways to Sunday. Yes, I agree that they are daddy.

S.C.

#shit4Ssays #SC #daddy #adjectives #textbooks #college #bara ass motherfuckers #7-17-16

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