Blueberry

My friend Andrew, he says things, they are kinda funny

[shit-andrew-says]

"Vampires are just douchebag angels"

— Andrew

[kriskittery]

“If you live to be a thousand years old, does that make you a millennial”

— We were talking about Twilight

[shit-andrew-says]

“It’s called GAYsmr”

[shit-andrew-says]

“If that tree has an intelligence score of higher than three YoUrE gOnNa GeT rApEd”

— Discussing intellegence with Andrew

[shit-andrew-says]

24 Cinnamon Rolls

[shit-andrew-says]

“What kind of good Christian gay are you?!”

— Andrew @kriskittery

[shit-andrew-says]

“My life is a mess and no one gave me mop”

—Andrew

[shit-andrew-says]

Over the past couple of weeks, a compilation of every time we’ve called eachother gay...

[shit-andrew-says]

“No Todd! We’re not doing a pirate battle!”

—Andrew, desperately trying to stop someone from back-seat dming

[kriskittery]

“If your dick pics are green there’s something seriously wrong with you”

Look- it was- it was a screenshot- of a manga-

[shit-andrew-says]

“I’m very tired and you’re gonna make me cry. Now please let me shoot you with my God Gun”

—Andrew, being emotional and talking about his newest RPG creation

[shit-andrew-says]

Sentient Teleporting Hatchet™

[elidaddyy]

x

[always-make-it-gayer]

no offense but this is a cinematic masterpiece

[shit-andrew-says]

Sara being his girlfriend of course.

[shit-andrew-says]

Temporary Hiatus

Unfortunately, Andrew and I have gone to our respective homes for the summer. No worries though, we’ll be back to our typical mischief in August.

[shit-andrew-says]

THE BLUE BOI IS PURPLE (feat. Manbun)

[shit-andrew-says]

*while watching Moana*

Andrew: the waters in Hawaii looks just like that

*water starts being sentient*

Me: is the water sentient?

Andrew: *distracted* LOOK AT THE BABY

Me: ANSWER THE QUESTION ANDREW! IS THE OCEAN SENTIENT

Andrew: *notices the ocean being sentient* the ocean is like a puppy

*later*

Andrew: *talks about coconuts*