talks of transverse sausage

a.k.a. pylorus ...and various other sphincters

[shit-med-students-say]

Cyp p450 inducers mnemonic

[shit-med-students-say]

sorry for the inactivity. this is where im going to upload boards review stuff for awhile.

[shencomix]

Goal achieved.

image / twitter / facebook / patreon

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hmmm wonder which type med students are

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Fuck. I got carpet burns from giving CPR to a dummy.

@akok94 

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"Asymmetry is the flavor of life"

-VO

talking about nipples

[kyoku-kun]

trazaBONE, get it???

Dr. MB, trazadone’s SE is priapism…. (via kyoku-kun)

[shit-med-students-say]

“Happy Valentine’s Day” he whispers as he caresses your lips with 20 pages of MSK handouts

JT

[shit-med-students-say]

My family's motto is 'Heal or die - no lingering.'

Dr. CC

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It is. #1 rule, don't talk to cops. #2 rule ask where the hell your attorney is. #3 you have no case, stfu and go study

TS

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Turn off your cellphones and put away your Christmas ties...

Dr. RJ 

after his tie in his breastpocket started playing Christmas music

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Didn't want you to think there's only one kind of capillary... much like speedos. There are different types for different functions.

Dr. RJ

[shit-med-students-say]

If you don't want to die, don't IV Jell-O

Dr. RJ

talking about hydrostatic and osmotic pressure in capillaries

[shit-med-students-say]

If that's a lymphocyte, it looks like it's been stepped on

TC

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Your hand is the rake; her armpit is the leaves

WA

checking for axillary lymph nodes

[shit-med-students-say]

You're supposed to hit my heel, not my balls

JT

doing heel strike to check for appendicitis

[shit-med-students-say]

Step one of physical exam: err'one gets NEKKID. Step two: KIDNEY PUNCH

JJ

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Differentsha...diffafer... -stutters- sorry. Been listening to W's lectures on YouTube.

Dr. DW