Shit My Sister Says

This blog is dedicated to now my TWO sisters ( :D ) and all the shit they say every day. This blog needed to be remastered someday, and now that I have twice as much content to post, it’s back and better than before. Remember, this is all in good fun! This isn’t meant to be a “bullying my sisters”, it’s all for jokes. Feel free to submit shit your sibling (preferably a sister) says or does.

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Anyone: hi

Sister: hi

Also Sister: so we were casually flirting

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Sister: wow this boy is so cute

Also Sister: doesn’t talk to him

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Sister: what’s the pural for hydro flask

Me:

Sister: yo mama

Me:

Me: this family is a nightmare

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“Jesus I wonder why they don’t just make one pant leg for—

What was I saying again?”

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“I can’t wait to see Saeran’s cucumber.”

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Philosopher Sister: What would you define “good”?

Also Philospher Sister: Can I have another chocolate?

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"The only things I'm excited about winter break is that I can stuff myself with a bunch of food until I can't breath"

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Sister: I want popcorn

Also Sister: *runs into pole*

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Sister: You never post shit, and I give you so many ideas and you never write them. Get on your shit.

Sister:

Sister: You should write that one

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Sister: I need so much mental help.

Sister: *kisses maple syrup*

Me: Please don't start with this it's barely breakfast

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Sister: What should I wear tomorrow?

Mom: Clothes.

Sister:

Mom:

Sister: I'm really sick of your shit, mom.

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"I can't hear you over my ego."

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"You need this spoon to scoop up your attitude."

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"You know you're living the time of your life when you eat popcorn 9 am in the morning and your mom says 'lol same'"

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Me: Which one of these shoes are mine?

Sister: Probably

Me: ...That's not an answer.

Sister: I know

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Sister: *throws fit in the middle of the living room*

Also Sister: *drinks Starbucks immediately afterwards*