Shit My Teacher Says

Hi! I'm Leah, from Toronto, studying / living in Vancouver, and this tumblr is about shit teachers say, or do, or just funny school things in general.

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[giffingcartoons]

[stability]

*actively ignores thinking about my future*

[thetrippytrip]

You go to school to get TAUGHT.

[this-is-me-irl]

[shaunxgrine-deactivated20190807]

Pretty much

[intensional]

Fuck u @future me because ur probably still procrastinating ur essay dumbass 

[intensional]

fuck u @ past me….. u were right 

[sorelatable]

[wasiafooltothink]

“How much money does college cost in America?”

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[memewhore]

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[stability]

*actively ignores thinking about my future*

[patriceberg]

so today my professor told us how she found her 8 year old neighbor crying on his way home from school last week and when she asked what happened, he told her that while he was at hockey tryouts these white boys called him the N word and told him that black people couldn’t play hockey. she felt so bad for him because she said he was always sweet and well mannered to her. she convinced her brother to give up his tickets to see the Flyers vs Habs game so she could give it to her neighbor. somehow he ended up meeting Wayne Simmonds and the boys father told him what happened.

apparently Wayne had a really sad look on his face after he heard what happened but he told the kid to not give up even though people’s words can hurt. and when Wayne told the kid that he believed in him and that he could be the greatest hockey player in the world and maybe even play for the Flyers one day if he didn’t give up, the kid started to cry. later Wayne gave the boy his email addresses and said that if those boys ever messed with him again, that he was to email him and that he would have his back.

after the boy and father thanked Wayne, he had a big smile on his face and just said, “us handsome fellas gotta stick together, eh?”

[lordeddardstark]

where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality

[meemalee-deactivated20180104]

[meemalee-deactivated20180104]

One year ★

[cosettefauchelevent]

i picked up a new class of year sevens today and i was writing on the board (in very illegible overly loopy cursive) and one girl was like “miss rose, i think you’re a very similar person to your handwriting” and i was like “why do you think that sweetheart?” and she was like “it’s very pretty but a lot of it is just unnecessary”

and can i just say i don’t think i’ve ever been dragged that hard in my life let alone by an eleven year old

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