Shit Stray Kids Say @shit-skz-say - Tumblr Blog

"Please stop crying about bananas and get into the shot"

-Lee Minho

"I used to use a cologne but I wanted something more natural. So i started to use Febreze"

-Lee Minho

"Congratulations. You opened your eyes"

-Lee Minho

"Hey wait a second...my butt is really soft"

-Han Jisung

My friend wouldn't give me a raw egg!

Lee Felix

How can you sit on my bed with your sweaty butt?

Kim Seungmin, to Yang Jeongin

Now we have to put black beans in Jeongin's mouth while he's sleeping

Kim Seungmin

"Your misfortune is my happiness"

Seungmin, to Changbin

"If you guys are my babygirls, that would mean I'm your... Daddy?"

- Bang Chan

We are not Straight Kids

Seo Changbin

This is a kangaroo in Korea. He’s also the leader of Stray Kids, but right now he’s just a kangaroo. Kangaroo, sit!

Han Jisung

Seungmin is going to go annoy I.N. ... This looks predictable.

Hwang Hyunjin

you're like the correct version of incorrect blogs and honestly there's no difference ur doin great!!

dhskshspaw absolutely, SKZ are a human shitpost generator anyway!! 💜💛

Also a reminder that the submission box is open for you to share the idiocies these boys can come up with, old or new!

shitstraykidssay --> shit-skz-say

just made the url easier to read i guess!

I am Groot

Like, half of the group at least

Tell me, baby. You're the happiest when you're with me, right?

Han Jisung, to Minho

Shit Stray Kids Say