Shitty posts about Astrology

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The Signs As Cucumber Quest Characters

Aries: Rosemaster

Taurus: Sir Carrot

Gemini: Saturday

Cancer: Peridot

Leo: Almond

Virgo: Parfait

Libra: Piano

Scorpio: Cordelia

Sagittarius: Baguette

Capricorn: Cosmo

Aquarius: Nautilus

Pisces: Cucumber

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the signs as songs

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The Signs as Steven Universe Songs

Aries: What can I do for you

Taurus: Stronger than you

Gemini: Steven and the Stevens

Cancer: Big Fat Zucchini

Leo: Cookie Cat

Virgo: Giant Woman

Libra: Comet

Scorpio: Do it for her/him

Sagittarius: Strong in the real way

Capricorn: On the Run

Aquarius: Lapis Lazuli

Pisces: Let me Drive my van into your heart

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The Signs As Super Mario Characters

Aries: Bowser

Taurus: Daisy

Gemini: Waluigi

Cancer: King Boo

Leo: Birdo

Virgo: Toad

Libra: Rosalina

Scorpio: Yoshi

Sagittarius: Luigi

Capricorn: Wario

Aquarius: Mario

Pisces: Princess Peach

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The Signs As Ridiciulous Screencaps We Took While Watching Sonic Compilations

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The Signs as SFRJ Mods

Aries: Mod Knuckles

Taurus: Mod Silver

Gemini: Mod Blaze

Cancer: Mod Tails

Leo: Mod Shadow

Virgo: Mod Sonic

Libra: Mod Sally

Scorpio: Mod Amy

Sagittarius: Mod Tikal

Capricorn: Mod Sonic

Aquarius: Mod Amy

Pisces: Mod Tikal

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on your "the signs as emotions inside out" post, you forgot capricorn ._.

oh my gosh i’m sorry! i’ll fix it right away

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The Signs as Emotions from Inside Out

Aries: Anger

Taurus: Fear

Gemini: Disgust

Cancer: Sadness

Leo: Disgust

Virgo: Joy

Libra: Joy

Scorpio: Sadness

Sagittarius: Anger

Capricorn: Joy

Aquarius: Fear

Pisces: Joy

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If you’re an Astrology Blog, reblog this post!

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How The Signs Would React In An Earthquake

Aries: Welcomes death

Taurus: Cries

Gemini: Never leaves the side of the person they care about most

Cancer: Freaks out more than anyone else

Leo: "I'm too hot to die"

Virgo: Protects as many people as possible

Libra: Never leaves their safe spot

Scorpio: Tries to act cool about it but freaks the fuck out and screams

Sagittarius: Sobs violently and tries to pretend like nothing is happening

Capricorn: Holy shit

Aquarius: Makes sure everyone they care about is ok

Pisces: Puts on headphones and covers their head

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reblog this if you’re an astrology blog

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The Signs As Desserts

Aries: Lava Cake

Taurus: Caramel Apple

Gemini: Banana Split

Cancer: Cheesecake

Leo: Creme brulee

Virgo: Meringue

Libra: Macaroon

Scorpio: Hot Fudge Sundae

Sagittarius: Lemon pie

Capricorn: Oatmeal cookies

Aquarius: Swedish Fish Cupcakes

Pisces: Root Beer Float

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The Signs As Mythical Creatures

Aries: Phoenix

Taurus: Minotaur

Gemini: Doppelganger

Cancer: Banshee

Leo: Gryphon

Virgo: Harpy

Libra: Dragon

Scorpio: Fairy

Sagittarius: Centaur

Capricorn: Icthyocentaur

Aquarius: Mermaid

Pisces: Siren

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The Signs as Pokemon Starters

Aries: Charmander

Taurus: Turtwig

Gemini: Cyndaquil

Cancer: Squirtle

Leo: Fennekin

Virgo: Chikorita

Libra: Bulbasaur

Scorpio: Snivy

Sagittarius: Torchic

Capricorn: Oshawott

Aquarius: Piplup

Pisces: Mudkip

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The Signs As Seasons

Aries: Fall

Taurus: Spring

Gemini: Winter

Cancer: Summer

Leo: Summer

Virgo: Spring

Libra: Fall

Scorpio: Winter

Sagittarius: Winter

Capricorn: Summer

Aquarius: Winter

Pisces: Summer

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The Signs As Animal Crossing Personality Types

Aries: Peppy

Taurus: Lazy

Gemini: Snooty

Cancer: Cranky

Leo: Normal

Virgo: Uchi

Libra: Smug

Scorpio: Snooty

Sagittarius: Jock

Capricorn: Lazy

Aquarius: Snooty

Pisces: Peppy