Sh!t VintageBeef Says

A blog dedicated to all the wonderful things VintageBeef says.

[kawaii-pastaaaa]

These three share four (4) brain cells

[splatnet]

shrimptage beef

(reblogs > likes)

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

“You should be able to hold hands in Minecraft.” - Vintagebeef, 2014

[themindcrackaquotes]

He looks like a stretchy necked… Shrek.

VintageBeef on a

Paracer [ARK: Survival Evolved - EP04 - Only the Best!]

[mellohii]

…getting a sweet, sweet taste of Nebris.

VintageBeef (UHC 24 Ep1)

[shitbeefsays]

a wild beef appears!

[shitbeefsays]

pauseunbeef goes on a lunch date

[shitbeefsays]

*Pause's child keeps screaming in the background*

Beef: Screaming Baby! Everybody, let's play a game. Every time Pause's baby screams for dear life, you guys have to take a shot of chocolate milk.

[shitbeefsays]

Dance Party!

[shitbeefsays]

Someone's Birthday!

[mindcrack-fangirl]

reasons to protect vintagebeef

● he makes really bad puns ● he just wants to have fun ● legendary beard ● cute laugh ● cares about literally everyone ● is just great ● has no shame talking about lots of things ● is an amazing builder ● he has dogs who he loves ● bubba ● daisy

P R O T E C T V I N T A G E B E E F

[taraforest]

Beef’s Life in the Woods

[teleutao-deactivated20180705]

beef has always been my fave

[mindcrack-out-of-context]

I will take your skin and leave your body out to rot for the birds.

VintageBeef

[heartfeltword]

Lets just do it man, let’s just do it. It’s gonna be fine. Nothing’s watching you, everything is ok. I just want to get down here and look at this a little closer.

Out of Context Beef (x)

[themindcrackaquotes]

Rags. Booze. Molotov.

VintageBeef [The Forest (Alpha S3)]

[y0utubeismylife]

Black shirts make me feel nice.

-Vintagebeef