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This is a collection of things said from the MindCrackers!

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Rags. Booze. Molotov.

VintageBeef [The Forest (Alpha S3)]

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He looks like a stretchy necked... Shrek.

VintageBeef on a Paracer [ARK: Survival Evolved - EP04 - Only the Best!]

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H-holy shit! What the who?!

Guude Boulderfist [Don't Starve: Shipwrecked - Who Need's Millbee!]

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Let's take their teeth. We're put them in our- around our necks as trophies.

Guude after killing molerats [Fallout 4 - Concord and A Dog (E3)]

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Beef and Guude the prettiest princesses!

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WE ONLY HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS TELLTALE! You can't take them all.

Guude [Tales from the Borderlands the TellTale Adventure - JACK! (E21)

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This just makes me really excited to have a kid. I'm really excited about all the toys. It's going to be awesome.

PauseUnpause [Action Henk! - Let's Play - Episode 2]

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He's coming right at me. Wha- OH MY GOD! This guy just decided to drown himself rather than deal with me.

VintageBeef in regard to a deer [Let's Play The Forest - EP01 - The Crater]

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Guude: OH YESS SIRRRR!!!

Coestar: DID YOU GET MY STAR?!

Guude: I SUUURE DID!!

Coestar: You son of a fucking bitch! How do you keep doing that?!

Guude: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Coestar: That's such bullshit. That is unreal. That is fucking unreal. 

Guude: AHAHAHAHAHA!! I LOVE IT SOO MUCH!!

Coestar: It's... It's... Impossible really. I don't even fucking understand that.

Mindcrack Mario Kart 8 Online Multiplayer - E111 - Greatest Moment

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Hey, anybody here? Hi, hello. How are you? Two strikes and down. Oh yeaah. Hi, hi, I'm just friendly. Down. Two strikes. Oh yes things have changed. This is my world now.

BdoubleO100 [Creativerse Gameplay :: Demon Alien! #3]

[brimkitty]

That is so kawaii.

Sevadus (via gaarasdemon)

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Dude I'm a fuckin dragon. I just killed a dragon guys. What's that? Obsidian. Dude there was a dragon in this castle and I killed him! That was amazing. Wow.

Guude, Minecraft Space Chickens S2 EP25 - An Adventure

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Okay this dragon...This dragon...this dragon...THIS DRAGON'S DEAD! What'd you drop? Says it over there. Six diamonds...What is that? A DRAGON HELMET?! *GASP* I'm a fuckin dragon! OH MY GOD!! DUDE I'M A DRAGON! RAWR MOTHER FUCKERS! Rawr rawr rawr!

Guude, Minecraft Space Chickens S2 EP25 - An Adventure

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Oooo. What is this? Ooooo. AHHHH! THERE'S A FUCKIN DRAGON!! Holy shit dude. There's a fuckin dragon.

Guude, Minecraft Space Chickens S2 EP25

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B-Team Sticks & Stones Ep01 - "Cold, Wet, and Starving...AGAIN!!!" (TerraFirmaCraft HQM modpack)

Generik:..But if you don't know that's what this book is for. Boom.

BdoubleO: That piece of bacon in your hand.

Generik: Is it look like a piece of bacon?

BdoubleO: Bacon with string wrapped around it.

Generik: Hmhm. It's like uh uh what they call those things? Those roast?

BdoubleO: String bacon.

Generik: When they tie up the roast.

BdoubleO: Oh yeah, roast! It's a roast.

Generik: It's called a roast. What are those roast called? Roast.

BdoubleO: ROASTS!

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B-Team Sticks & Stones Ep01 - "Cold, Wet, and Starving...AGAIN!!!" (TerraFirmaCraft HQM modpack)

Generikb: Dude..

BdoubleO: WADAWADAWAAA!!

Generikb: You look...You look like you you totally pulled the uh Hannibal Lecter and torn my face off and are wearing it like a mask.

BdoubleO: You would think..You would think, but this is actually pupil hair.

Generikb: It's pupil hair?

BdoubleO: Yeah yeah yeah hair gro-

Generikb: Ohh.

BdoubleO: Hair growing from my pupils all the way down my face.

Generikb: I thought you were mispronouncing that word. (Generik laughs)

BdoubleO: No, oh uh pupil! Pupil! Out of your eye- those dark hole in your eye.

Generikb: I'm with you now, I'm with ya.

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Oh shit you were- You caught me buddy. (Android hits him) Oh fuck you. Oh fuck you. Okay he's kind of a badass I've learned in my times of dealing with people. I've learned about people like you. (Throws EMP mine, does nothing) Oh fuckin hell! Okay You're a little bit better than I'm use to. Wonder if uh, is this the way? Yeah. Oh I knew you were there! I don't have a gun anymore either do I. I wonder if a Molotov will hurt him? Hey (throws Molotov) oh god there's fire everywhere now. I'm not running. OH FUCK I CAUGHT MYSELF ON FIRE! (laughs) fuck.

Guude, Alien: Isolation - E27 - APOLLO Core