[throwupgirl]

pynch is awesome because adam thinks of ronan as being a bad influence that corrupts his innocent straightlaced nature by getting him to act like a reckless teenage boy instead of being the model scholarship student. its not that there isnt any truth to it. ronan is practically defined by reckless behavior. but the stuff ronan talks adam into doing is like. getting into a shopping cart and rolling across the grocery store parking lot. or dragging each other behind the back of a car on a skateboard. and adam is like ronans dangerous hes a savage hes sharp like a knife hes a dark enigma i dont know why i go along with his antics (he does)....but when its adam convincing ronan to do something its "lets fabricate evidence of our latin teacher abusing and murdering little kids and stand outside in his yard and throw a bag of chopped up body parts at him to run him out of town" girl HUH? and ronan is like yeah i basically view adam as an object of worship. and youre like wait hold on you think of him like hes a saint? and ronans like no. hes going to hellll 😁🩷

[shitboxcar]

Adam u are so beautiful and fab

[shitboxcar]

Streets saying ethel cain wrote dust bowl about pynch

[coldwaughters-deactivated201901]

adam is very serious and very driven and very introspective but he is also a geekass nerdbaby so let’s talk about that

literally our introduction to his friendship with ronan is that they’re both covered in scabs because they were dragging each other behind a moving car on one of these things

instead of trying to break up ronan & declan’s fight, he finds a bouncy ball with spongebob printed on it and hangs out in an alley playing with it

goes full on Notice Me Senpai the moment a hot teacher walks in. put your hand down, parrish

he is taking a SCIENTIFIC METHOD EXTRACURRICULAR. who does this. who

the transformer toy??? oh my god??

stares blankly at helen gansey when she asks if he wants to go into whole foods

that time he got stressed out and the narrative was saying “adam melted into the seat” and “adam slithered down even farther into the seat” son please

that time he absolutely lost his shit and started giggling and letting out helpless wails of laughter because of malory’s pigeon show

sees gansey looking at the aglionby dean and mouths “yee-haw” SHUT UP

when gansey decided he was going to wingman adam and adam covered his entire face and was So Embarrassed

his general attitude of “ronan lynch is an ASSHOLE who is HANDSOME and BEAUTIFUL and SUCH A DICK” that started literally with his first paragraph of narration

rmr when the kids brought gwenllian back to fox way and adam/ronan hid in the hallway like babyass cowards and then desperately scrambled out of the house at the first opportunity?

when ronan confessed that he’d dreamt cabeswater into being and adam is internally doing this 

“adam wanted desperately and masochistically for tad to ask him where he’d summered”

that time he slept for twenty-four hours and then woke up and drank an entire jug of pomegranate juice before leaving

that other time he slept all night and then woke up and ate two hamburger buns and drank all of ronan’s milk straight out of the jug

his helpless laughter when noah is like “u do have nice legs tho” and blue play-slaps both of them

flirting with his crush by using his psychic connection to a forest to make shitty EDM music play out in the open

smiling cheerily when his crush calls him an asshole

“the two-minute disparity aged him prematurely”

[hater]

i am so here for this

when ronan comes to the garage to flirt with him very badly and adam is like “hmph! some of us have homework!”

in trk when maggie is describing how aurora talks to the kids about what interests them and for adam she asks him scientific and logical questions and he tries to get her to answer them too LIKE

the picture of an honest to god male model in his glove compartment

at fox way when he lays out all the tarot cards and spends ages studying each of them…. he is so scientific about everything he does my son

“other classmates complained about the work. work! work was the island adam swam to in a stormy sea.”

“shuffled his ambitiously laden messenger bag onto his other shoulder” what a nerdy phrase

when ronan called him einstein. he truly is

[coldwaughters-deactivated201901]

my favorite thing about the tarot cards at fox way is that he’s leaning on his elbows on the table and keeps shuffling around to keep looking at them? that’s so cute?

ronan also calls his science guy and i love it

i can’t believe i forgot this the first time but: LOOKING AT BLUE THROUGH THE LITTLE STONE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE; that entire scene is so sweet

[mskermit]

Pure Heroine x TRC

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[catbishonen]

graphic novel adam my beloved

[moreaumancy]

the bear fox

[shitboxcar]

I love being reminded that to know adam parrish is to have a crush on him. he is like the bella swan of the raven cycle. men have scuttled their ships on his elegant features. women have started wars over his self-deprecation.

[a-girl-called-panic]

they can never take hey tiger away from us!!

[shitboxcar]

MY TUMMY TINGLING

[alexiaugustin]

adam parrish is yet another victim of being trapped in the ya genre even though he’s obviously a freak who wants to go crazy

[shitboxcar]

TRC girls shitposting part 8 | part 7

[shitboxcar]

Oh that's. That's visuals of pynch in greywaren

[deklo]

:) ref

always wanted to draw that tiktok as pynch + opal and chainsaw and i finally did it! and it almost killed me

close-ups:

[luneillusoire]

I will be your hands.

I will be your eyes.

[theravenkin]

god bless adam parrish. he's my baby boy. he's an absolute cunt. he's cold and calculating. he is angelic and dusty. he wants anything but to become the hard violence of his father. he refuses to embrace his own softness. he is miserable. he is filled with joy. he is elegantly somber. his grin is elastic and amiable. he is cruel and has killed a man. he sobbed to his sleeping lover and brought him his pet bird as an apology. he is two-faced. he can't hide who he really is no matter how hard he tries because the hiding eats away at him from the inside. he loves his soulmate so innately that they connected on a spiritual plane beyond normal human comprehension. he can see the ether. he is making love to a god. he lets a boy hold his hand. he transferred three times. he is touch-starved and hungry for his lover all of the time. he is peculiarly polite. he is bossy as hell. he never got to take ronan's clothes off that one time. what does his voice sound like when he erased the appalachia from it--empty? blank? can he erase his origins from himself, or will the mountains always cling to him? he tried to break up with his lover while said lover was in a coma but it made him hate himself so bad that he decided to risk his life for him instead. he wants a bigger, showier wedding someday. the federal government fears him. he loves his man no matter how long he tried not to love him. he will love him forever without hesitation. he is an impeccable dresser. he shows up in your dreams. he keeps on making the same mistakes but he will never make those mistakes ever again. or won't he? adam parrish. bitch. magician. god. boy. bless his heart.

[galaxyspeaking]

“Adam finally sat down on one of the pews. Laying his cheek against the smooth back of it, he looked at Ronan. Strangely enough, Ronan belonged here, too, just as he had at the Barns.

This noisy, lush religion had created him just as much as his father's world of dreams; it seemed impossible for all of Ronan to exist in one person. Adam was beginning to realize that he hadn't known Ronan at all. Or rather, he had known part of him and assumed it was all of him. The scent of Cabeswater, all trees after rain, drifted past Adam, and he realized that while he'd been looking at Ronan, Ronan had been looking at him.”