he throws up.

"disgustingly cute and possibly possessed" mo ✨ he/they ✨ 25 ✨ gf is monkeymage

[johnwinchesterofficial]

taking dean fishing so he can learn the importance of bait

[elokitties]

so many women are worried about aging and making sure they don’t sag or have wrinkles when you should be worried about making sure you’re becoming an outrageous woman who walks into the kitchen

[segamascott]

[oeing-oeing-clay]

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

[throwupgirl]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[chancellor-ake]

I could never wear any of those dumb “I hope both teams have fun” shirts because no I hope my team wins by 30 and the other team explodes on the field

[mengyaosevilpussy]

tragedy enjoyers when a character upholds the system that they themselves were a victim of

[throwupgirl]

love how in book 3 blue is like i wish i could be with gansey and be open about how much we love each other. sigh. too bad its impossible bc it would hurt adams fragile little feelings he will never be over me #hotgirlproblems. then cut to adam pov and hes like ronan scares the fuck out of meee i want to live in his house 🥰

[notkatniss]

everyone: wow wonder what Adam and Declan interactions would be like 🤔

Adam and Declan the second they start speaking to each other:

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[kosmogrl]

[my-dailydreams]

[ewaneneollav]

what if after job interview you catch a glimpse of the person’s notepad & see they wrote “things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl”

[csny]

eastcoast: we hate our city and it makes us feel bad. but we like feeling bad

west coat: we hate our city and it makes us feel good

chicago: we love our city

[csny]

eastcoast: we hate our city and it makes us feel bad. but we like feeling bad

west coat: we hate our city and it makes us feel good

chicago: we love our city