Swaggart Doo @shitbruhuhoh - Tumblr Blog

hi everyone i know its been a hot ass minute but guess what im sad and where do i go when im sad?

you guessed it is the internet

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Hey wha’ts poppin Jimbo how are ya’ll doing on this blessed Thursday?

I got an IUD on Tuesday and it’s already fucking with my hormones and my skin so my acne is like a billion times worse right now it’s super fun! Trying very hard not to apologize to everyone who has to look at me today! Love that!

Anyway I’m just procrastinating on doing homeowrk right now before I go to class and take a #quiz. Basically am talking to myself on here but y’know that’s fine. peace out

Hey guys just wanted to let you know that even though I have bad skin and tiny boobs i still got laid last weekend so maybe there is some hope for the ugly people

#whats up yall had sex for the first time lol #and im still bleeding after it so thats sick #i know this is tmi and im sorry #i just have already told my two close friends and i want to keep telling more ppl #cus im ...#well maybe not happy about it?#but not sad about it either lol

I know this blog sucks now and no one looks at it anymore but I just wanted to say that I’m turning 22 in 2 days and a few years ago I could have never pictured myself where I am now (almost graduating college, living with my two lovely roommates in an awesome house, seeing a really great dude who is awesome) idk. I used to think that all of the it gets better stuff was bullshit but I can’t ever remember being this... content before in my life. I hope you are all doing good.

galentines

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anexperimentallife

It’s a cold and it’s a broken jalapeño

oh also it’s snowing right now and i’m praying for a snow day tomorrow cus ur girl does not want to go to biology!!!!!!!!!!!!!

weeniebagel

Honestly? Mario jump

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fractalgrip

In all fairness? Sonic run

weeniebagel

Not gonna lie. Crash Bandicoot fuck

theseasonofcashmere

Crash Bandicoot does what?

weeniebagel

he fucks. crash bandicoot fucks. nothing you say, do, or believe says otherwise. the beast fucks. he ravishes his lovers deeply and frequently. the man goes at it. sometimes with a wompa fruit. crash bandicoot fuck. not gonna lie.

lets-talk-about-sects

dss-3-deactivated20181010

Hola!

Hi every1 it’s 1:32 am and I can’t sleep and I’ve run out of homework to do (shocker I know) but anyways just wanted to say that I’ve had the most stressful past few months but it has been worth it because today i signed up for my last term of college!! That’s right folks, 5 classes are all that stand between me and a Bachelor’s Degree, I graduate in June. Pretty excited to add that one line to my resume.

Anywho I hope everyone on here is well, pls update me on your lives and journeys.

#can't wait to not be so stressed 24/7 #college is cool but im so glad to be almost done

geopsych

Snow on the holly.

Hey all!

I won’t really be using tumblr that often anymore. If we are mutuals pls feel free to ask for my other social media’s, or even if we’re not and you just can’t stand to see me go (just kidding). I’ll be on here sporadically for the rest of today and then I’ll delete the app again.

Toodles