Shit Florence Says

Documenting the questionable but hilarious words that spill out of my friend Florence's mouth. Yes, she is fully aware of this blog. Yes, she thinks I'm crazy.

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How to use your science degree.

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When bae kindly sends you a recipe for homemade Nutella but then remembers who you are

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We on Runescape looking like Lady Gaga’s backup dancers.

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Jughead 🖤. My favourite of Riverdale and Archie comics. Played by Cole Sprouse, my favourite of Suite Life and the Sprouse twins.

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Cut out fashion!

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My friends have concerns.

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My best friend is savagely accurate.

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I can’t. I JUST CAN’T.

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Friend got a 5-year old rescue cat with no teeth. Technically Florence wasn't even taking part in this conversation but I never miss a chance to poke fun at her.

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He's taking a video, and I didn't even wake up today.

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Shit Florence Would Buy

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Reasons to go to a beer festival

Me: For a beer festival? Since when do you like beer?

Florence: But boys are there. They like beer. I like boys.

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It tastes like chlorophyll because it's green.

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I remember the time I shat so hard, dingleberries came out of my butthole

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"SO THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME…"