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daggerfall

Do you ever hear a voice line and just know that the actor wasn’t given the proper context and instructions

Yes I’ve played The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

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God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

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dead

pettycentral

cryoverkiltmilk

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

cryoverkiltmilk

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

sporkinventor

No wait yours is so much more powerful

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This is a rim job…

This is eating ass…

Know the difference.

shia-mortem

this is jesus. follow him

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Does he want his ass ate?

plasticroyal

you know he do

maryams-archive

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me: where’s the toilet?

New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight

me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street

kristina100000

video game companies really think hyperreality somehow makes games better… it does not! it just makes them hyper realistic lol and it sure doesn’t make my console feel any better either… instead of putting hours of effort into making a character’s arm hair look realistic how about u put some effort into something that matters like idk the plot maybe

phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207

I’m just saying, everybody loved Spyro and it didn’t even have basic water physics

crybourg

spyro looked like someone duct taped together triangles and op is still right

mens-rights-activia

tropius2-deactivated20160313

let me tell you motherfuckers about a thing. see this shit right here?

in america, you can hand out these little motherfuckers to people in exchange for shit like goods and services. theyre called “dollars.” you would only see this shit in the good old motherfucking USA.

toastbutteregg

viinnttaaggee

somecallmegin

Good job leading that ship onto the rocks, high-five!

That’s was a fun project I got myself into on a self-dare. The title comes from that tiny tiny figure on the lighthouse getting a high-five from the Chtulhu-like creature. Sadly this picture was a victim of the 2017 computer crash that caused the loss of several of my original HD files, so the zoom-ins (old WIP screenshots I had made and posted on instagram) are the last proof of this even being the case.

godlessondheimite

i love watching actors pretend to drink from empty cups. they can’t do it. it’s like they never drank anything in real life. doesn’t matter if they went to julliard or yale or have an egot or played hamlet on the west end. time traveling? fighting aliens? finding seth rogen attractive? no problem. but give them an empty cup and gravity fights against them. their imagination has limits.

glumshoe

Ice planets? Boring.

Desert planets? Overdone.

Rainforest planets? Ugh!

It’s time for other kinds of single-biome planets to take the lead in science fiction. More representation of taiga planets, please! How about chaparral planets?

sufficientlylargen

A planet of nothing but beaches… There’s no water or anything, but there are always shorebirds and you sometimes find beached sea life and somehow you can always hear and smell the ocean, even though it doesn’t exist.

glumshoe

Maybe the entire planet is covered in water, but only very, very shallowly, so that it’s like walking on the sand flats/swash forever and ever. it looks like a desert, but when you step on the surface, your foot sinks into the sand a few inches and your footprints fill with water. There are mole crabs and beach hoppers and kelp flies and blood worms, and parasitic sand fleas that will infect the skin of unwary travelers foolish enough to allow the soothing warmth of the wet sand to lull them to sleep, and somehow your sand castles always wash away…

It’s a commercially useless planet, but of great interest to ecologists and planetary geologists alike. Its uniform bleakness does not attract many tourists despite its unique biome.

argumate

Flamingo Homeworld

glumshoe

yeah it’s the soggy planet that flamingos come from

whereforeartthougender

A planet that’s the same as the landscape of Joshua Tree National Park, complete with Joshua trees!

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Joshua Tree National Park itself actually IS from Joshua Tree Planet - it was shorn off its homeworld by a meteorite strike and collided with Earth.

And it wants to go home.

glumshoe

In the Terran year 2344, astronomers in the United Stellar Alliance discovered a planet made entirely out of the hotly contested strips of no-man’s-land marking the property line between suburban yards. It was a miracle that such a world existed at all, let alone supported a teeming population of what scientists were forced to concede qualified as ‘intelligent’ life by galactic standards. The inhabitants of this unlikely planet were warlike and short-tempered, though conflicts between them seldom escalated beyond passive-aggressive grass mowing and performative shows of trespassing to brazenly tend to gardens on the other side of the property line.