SHIT KIZZA SAYS

Weird stuff that kizza and her friends say. Weird in context, weirder out of context.

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It.'s so hot it's cold

Kizza

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YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A UTERUS

- Kizza in relation to the government controlling mothers.

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Hi everyone, I've been a bit absent lately, but school is back in full swing, so there will be a lot of new posts. Submit your own quotes if you want! Just funny/random things that you and your friends say! Hope to see some, Kizza

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That science thing actually works!

Palmanator

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Why are you gache-ing your vie? (pronounced geching and V - Just say it aloud)

ananab

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That’s not even sexy- it’s just creepy

my friend describing my seduction techniques (via squarerootofaunicorn)

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Pies are like communism

SH

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Magical healing spit

Lay-dawgs

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After finding out her name on this blog is banana backwards

ananab: are you calling me fruity?

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So, apparently asexuals are sexually hipsters... IM A SEXUAL HIPSTER

SH

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Congrats to OBAMA for winning both popular vote and electoral vote. Also also congratulations to Maryland, Minnesota and Maine for legalising/keeping legal gay marriage. You guys ROCK

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I'm being petted, AND IT NEEDS TO STOP

Maxwell

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I am so scared about the presidential erection

SH

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Hear is ear with a h

Jem-Jem

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I SAID BOMB NOT BONG

Maxwell

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You trying to describe devil worship is hilarious

Maxwell

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My tounge was hot

Jem-jem