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I thought you could see everything, so showing my face shouldn't matter right? You should already know who I am! Or is the pole too small? We could get a bigger one! ;D

he made me answer this one *sigh*

"Of course I do but if you are not brave enough to be upfront in your desires why should I put myself out for you? A strong person will proudly declare themselves unless it is the more expedient course of action to hide. In this case, it is not. You amuse me. You do not believe in me but you want to so you are wanting me to prove myself to you" - Loki

#Anonymous

Alright, much as he wants to keep playing I have other deities that are wanting attention and I am tired. I will let him out to play again later after I have rested and all that stuff

I am totally winning the battle right?

"You think you are" - Loki

rather than answering them one by one since I have things to do I figured I would let him answer all these at once.

Because much as Loki likes to come out to play it does wear me out after a bit XD

"Well, aren’t you the cheeky one? I think I may have to turn you over my knee and teach you manners. Very well, I will answer your questions because you amuse me but do not be surprised if I decide to visit you.

Turn on’s are strong, confident, intelligent people who seize life, know when to laugh and take every opportunity to do so. Knowing the difference between bravery and stupidity. Turn offs, not knowing one’s self, stupidity, no sense of humor, rudeness, cowardice. *I am interrupting here to tell you he is giving a really meaningful glare here*

The way I flirt depends on the person, it would be uncouth to flirt the same way with everyone.

My dear anon, what happens in my family is my business.

I am hot in anything, I am Loki after all.

If you care to look for the ones in legend that information is readily available, don’t tell me you are uneducated? As for the others, that is between myself and them.” - Loki

*high fives anon* you succeeded in diverting his attention away from me for the moment. Good luck to you! XD

Well now you have to then! It's not fair if you see ours but we can't see yours!!! DANCE MAN!! *points to pole*

I'm just going to sit back and watch cause this is amusing me way too much.

He is smirking by the way. I think you should be really wary at this point haha Better you than me XD

"My dear one, why should I dance for someone who is not brave enough to show themselves? And who says I have to play fair? I am Loki, not some namby pamby godling from some backwater" - Loki

#Anonymous

What if we all stripped down to leopard print undies while you danced?

I'm dying anon. Just dying.

"What makes you think I have not already seen your underwear?" - Loki

#Anonymous

so Loki, I know you're a shapeshifter (or at least you are in lore). Is there any shape you particularly like to take? Do you ever visit earth in said shape? or do you prefer to stay away from us mortals?

yay! You're back and asking more questions. I really, really like talking to people who ask questions because I like to teach and I always learn something new, even if it's a question that has been answered before. Ok, turning it over

"I am most definitely a shape shifter. All deities are in a way but some of us are better than others.

We are shaped by the belief of mortals and some of our power comes from that belief. Therefore, when I appear, the easiest way to appear and thus the one that takes the least energy, is the form most people know me as currently, that of the movie Loki.

I do not favor that form myself, I prefer the form I sported for hundreds of years, that of a beautiful man who would rival Eros in looks. Well over six feet, muscular, reddish gold hair, blue eyes. I do take on my Jotun form but not often. I find people respond better to beauty, no matter what age we live in. I do visit Earth in that shape, that is how my dear lady sees me though she grumbles she would prefer me to be dark haired and have darker skin. I have a fondness for mortals so I do visit often, and since I have more power lately, I can. I am not a deity to take on a hands off approach. Mortals fascinate me.

One last thing, Most of the Greek pantheon now looks like the cartoon movie because that is how most people see them, It is most amusing." - Loki

Well, someone got wordy today. psst anyone keeping score? He called me lady again, I think I am winning.

#andersbrokemyheart

What don't i know about you?!

"So very much kitten. You should read up on me before you attempt to play. I would hate to break a new toy" - Loki

Oh geez

#superlee123

*POUF* Loki, you're now wearing a delicious kilt and nothing underneath! Now there's a pole! DANCE FOR US LOKI MAN AND SHOW OFF THAT ROD OF POWER! *pats his bum*

Oh anon, I both love and hate you right now hahaha

"And why do you think I would do such a thing for you? I do not dance for the amusement of mortals. Unless, of course, there is something of value in it for me and so far, I do not see any evidence of such" - Loki

#Anonymous

i don't mean to be rude but how do i really know it's Loki who's speaking? i guess i don't really have as much faith in the supernatural as i thought i did (or in the realm of the deities? i'm not really sure how to phrase it.) is there a way to prove it's really Loki? Sorry if this comes off as rude. I'm just genuinely curious.

Well that is the million dollar question for anyone who struggles with belief. This is Loki as he comes to me, as he comes to others he would be slightly different. The way I channel Loki is different from the way I channel say Yemaya or Oya.

You can really tell when I am channeling the Orisha because they completely take over my body I do NOT ever let Loki take me over completely because NO just NO. Therefore, the connection I have to him is not as strong. That's why this is more of a diversion in a way and why I am allowed to do it for free. If I were to let him take over it would take a lot more out of me energy wise and that would be a problem if there is no equivalent exchange.

The only way to prove it to your satisfaction is something you would kind of have to ask yourself. As in what it would take.

The way it has been proven that I am indeed channeling different spirits and doing the psychic thing is that I have been on point about 95% of the time when I speak to people about things I don't know anything about. Usually things that leave me going o,O ok well then. And it will be random things usually, like someone's fondness for Cheetos, that convinces both me and them.

I don't find you rude AT ALL and I am actually incredibly glad that you are asking these questions because it's by questioning that we learn, grow and figure out our faith and beliefs. I used to be an atheist till it was proven to me that God and the higher powers exist.