sunshine and safety

she/her (but detached from gender) | queer | i reblog basically everything | in pretty much every fandom | despite this most of my writing is for very very niche fandoms |

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[elwenyere]

[henk-heijmans]

Donkey getting some shade on a hot sunny day in Greece - photographer unknown

[chippyyyz]

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

[stephendann]

Prelude to an ass kicking

[intactics]

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[heedra]

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

[zerosocialskillz]

I'm pulling these tags out prev

[saint-ambrosef]

what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product

what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners

[saint-ambrosef]

i see we are all angry about this

[goldensunset]

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

[segamascott]

[gouged-doll]

[kosmogrl]

stop being nosy

[ajcrowlor]

big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Nine screencaps from Taskmaster, of Jason Mantzoukas sitting at a table while Alex Horne is off-screen. Jason asks, "Did you graduate college?" Alex replies, "Yeah." Jason asks, "What school?" Alex says, "Cambridge University." Jason asks, "What degree?" Alex says, "Latin and Greek." Jason says gleefully, "OK. You were like, 'Oh, whatever it is, it's gotta be obsolete. Oh, I'd love to, I'd love to go to Cambridge... and major in obsolecence.'" End ID.]

[angelbabymikaa]

maybe it’s bc you’re always on that damn vibrator

[sockenpuppe]

omg look at this:

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

as you wish

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[randomslasher]

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing