Quotes From Directors

A place to compile all of the funny things your directors say

[shitmydirectorsays]

Not all porridge is made of oats, Caleb

ACTF

[shitmydirectorsays]

A man who brings knives to a murder CAN’T be bad

Macbeth

[shitmydirectorsays]

“I wear pants when I’m supposed to!”

-My award winning director, when I asked what makes her believe she isn’t a hot mess

@caffeinated-pens

[shitmydirectorsays]

Until you have a reason to avenge your father play your game

Macbeth

[shitmydirectorsays]

Don’t you ever wanna just put the role of “child chucker” on your resume

Midsummer nights dream

[shitmydirectorsays]

I’m so evil I’m gonna pour you some al•key•haul [sic]

Macbeth

[shitmydirectorsays]

Neener-neener boo boo I have all the armies that I want but I’m not gonna play with you because I think you might be evil

Macbeth

[shitmydirectorsays]

May it please your sinus

Macbeth

[shitmydirectorsays]

If you are a simmering pot of rage I’d like to lift the lid and see some

Macbeth

[shitmydirectorsays]

Method acting is the quietest way to a heroin addiction

Macbeth

[shitmydirectorsays]

Sometimes a bird is not just a bird

Macbeth

[shitmydirectorsays]

He’s back on team “murder Duncan”

Macbeth

[shitmydirectorsays]

Exactly!! Like he’s your king friend and he’s your buddy friend. In another play this would be a wacky comedy

Macbeth

[shitmydirectorsays]

Of COURSE it’s sad! I need a reason to kill him!

Macbeth

[shitmydirectorsays]

Be cool daddy-o

Macbeth

[shitmydirectorsays]

And [ravens] are the cutest omen of death

Macbeth

[shitmydirectorsays]

Once we’ve roofied them we can do whatever we want!!

Macbeth