Got a VIP/RIP card from death. It reads: "Since you already know your way around, make yourself comfortable".
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@shitmyherosays
Got a VIP/RIP card from death. It reads: "Since you already know your way around, make yourself comfortable".
Death Log
I would like to thank my parents, my agent, my guildmates, fellow heroes, and most of all my Goddess. Without their love, support and constant vigilance, I just wouldn't be where I am today. Dead.
Death Log
Other heroes love it when I draw the letter 'X' on the ground. They swarm around it as soon as I leave, cheering excitedly, with shovels in their hands.
Hero’s Diary
Tried to picture nothingness, but drew a blank.
Hero’s Diary
I guess I can't have everything. Where would I put it?
Hero’s Diary
I can't sleep, Almighty. Can I please have a glass of water? And could you read me a story? And I need another blanket, because this one is too itchy.
Hero’s Diary
Ran with scissors. Nearly died.
Hero’s Diary
Sold everything except my soul. The trader didn't want it, even when I tried to throw it in for free.
Hero’s Diary
Great One, I remember very little of last night, except partying like there was no tomorrow. Looking back, I'm glad I did, because there wasn't.
Death Log
How the heck am I writing this, with my body lying several feet away from my head and all...
Death Log
Glued a sword handle to a large rock, then sat back giggling as I had hours of fun watching hero after hero waste their time pulling on it.
Hero’s Diary
My brain fell out again. Gosh, it's hard to keep an open mind.
Death Log
'Watch where you tread!' the monster said. It hit my head; I may have bled. I turned and fled. My face is red, but I'm not dead.
Hero’s Diary
Heard some other heroes talking about getting stuck in walls and skipping milestones. I'm not too bothered. I've got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one.
Hero’s Diary
Umm... What was I writing again?
Hero’s Diary
The Possessed Exorcist challenged me to use double negatives. I couldn't not do it. Then I didn't not kill it. Now I won't not take this loot.
Hero’s Monster Log
Where's page 404 of my diary? I can't find it.
Hero’s Diary