Peaslee Says Some Stuff

[shitpeasleesays]

I spelled my last name wrong… ooh and also my first name

David Mok-Lammé, spelling bee champ

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Based on what you said Patrick, I'm assuming you know what you did.

Coach Quinn

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The "Least Fearsome" Threesome

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Dems Debate - April 14

Nate offering drinks: Do you want a democratic shot or a republican shot?

Patrick: I'll have a republican shot

Jodie: oh no Patrick, that's when you just get shot 😱

[shitpeasleesays]

What do adults do on Saturdays? Do they sleep all day? Or do they spend time like building fences?

Nate

[avocadoatlife]

[Correction on 3/23/2016: Due to a Chrome extension, the word “millennials” was erroneously replaced by “snake people” when it was originally published.]

[shitpeasleesays]

Send me this message?

Miriam, trying her best to write "Dinner's ready"

[shitpeasleesays]

Baby bird this shit

Nate

[shitpeasleesays]

Cakes are really sexy, especially with all that icing

Will, suspiciously

[shitpeasleesays]

One tall(?) Shilo and a Venti Nate

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This cup apparently glows in the dark

[shitpeasleesays]

Is Rutgers an all boys school? 👏👏👏

Shilo, bless her heart

[shitpeasleesays]

Jodie: Were you guys being racist?

Eddie: No, we're talking about BOTSWANA!

Will: ...and so it wasn't racist because Botswana?

[shitpeasleesays]

Pansexuality means getting to follow your dreams

Matt

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Still yes

Jodie: You can slow down without being British

Will: But should you?

[shitpeasleesays]

Patrick, you can't go straight for the throbbing dick

Will, on erotic Kissinger fanfics

[shitpeasleesays]

The top 1% are getting 80% of the dick slaps.

Patrick