queen of cringe

'94 model shitposter | i have too many interests | hailey_writes @ ao3

[damnfinecoffee]

LOGGING ON TO MY OLD TUMBLR JUST TO TELL YOU ALL THE GOOD NEWS:

ANNA CAMP GAY AT 42

[damnfinecoffee]

since twitter is imploding rapidly, I've made a new tumblr because this one has over a decade of embarrassing shit on it lmao

sometimes you just need a fresh start because you're 28 and you made your account when you were a junior in HS!

@nothingsimpossumble if anyone's interested

primary content, if twitter implodes, will be possum pics and updates on the deranged rom-com saga I'm currently going through (the people on twitter's fav topic)

[valdevia]

The person who ran next to your car when you were a child.

[valdevia]

Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.

[pussypopstiel]

Fanfic in general is so funny because you can read a fic thats set completely in the canon of a show and the characters will be wildly ooc but somehow a 24 chapter 114k word mafia college bdsm au manages to encapsulate their dynamic and archetype perfectly

[thoughts-ofawriter]

daydreaming about writing: hell yeah! this is the best!

planning out future writing projects: oh yeah. this is where it’s at.

making playlists and Pinterest moodboards: I am having so much fun right now! this is great!

writing: why am I here. just to suffer.

[the-eldritch-angel]

*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?

[animatedtext]

[funnytwittertweets]

[demonicvulcan]

person: but it’s canon

me: yes, but it’s very badly written, so we ignore it

[itsgonnabesoon-deactivated20210]

person: but it’s a deleted scene

me: yes, but it’s better than most of the canon scenes AND makes the plot more understandable, so we keep it

[kdinjenzen]

That’s it. That’s fandom culture in a nutshell.

[psychotic-gerard]

Tweet from @ Rob_Deary (display name is Potter Wonk) that reads “Huh… I thought it was clear Fred was into Shaggy, Shaggy was into Velma, Velma was into Daphne, Daphne was into Fred, and the Mystery Machine was powered by pure frustrated unrequited sexual energy.

Is that not canon?”

[kristina100000]

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

[superioronion]

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

[shadow13dickpistons]

Oh thank God someone explained this.

[2speak0r2die]

Spooky kitties 👻🐈‍⬛🎃😈

[miniangel]

anyone wanna participate in lesbianics

[sugarmountainspring]

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

[hiveswap]

So is a man topping another man straight

[prismatic-bell]

It is the nature of mankind that every once in awhile, someone will reinvent Athenian concepts of sexuality.

[transylvania6-5001]

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