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How it feels when I get notifs on old posts

#Thank you but they arent that good bhahaha

How are we all feeling about the fnaf movie gang?

Hope u have fun, Tom!

[Image texts: "Yeah! It's been forever! I still haven't seen the one in his human disguise." "Hey!" "Hey!- wait. TORD?" "Hi." "YOU'RE the other guy?" "LISTEN! We met by accident on that day I swear- we happened to be in the same place. I just wanted to see how long until you noticed. But you never did." "I am an idiot, holy moley." "You two know each other?" "We live together." "Yeah. And that was one of the few times we got along. And I didn't know it was you." "We can still play a few games! It'll be fine."]

🧍‍♂️

-Tom

[Image texts: "Ah, another great day to work. Time to call my card playing friends to speed up the shift!" "On my shft" "B there in 5 :-)" "Cards are the one thing that drags them from hell." "We met there! I play a game with them at least once a month! Though... the one in the front just stopped showing up. I sorta use the excuse that I'm visiting family to see them." "I honestly don't know if I'll ever be ready to tell Edd and the others. Realistically he would accept me, but I just can't do it. But, I can worry about that later. Looks like they are here. Oh! And they even brought that other guy with them!"]

#eddsworld shitpost #ew tom #i gave u content now send in asks /j

We excuse your random posting schedule to bring you an unimportant post.

I can't quite remember just how long I've been at this blog, but it's been a good few years now. And as much as I've always enjoyed eddsworld, the best part of this blog for me as always been you guys. I'm probably one of the smaller ew blogs out there, but yall make it really fun still.

Even though I have all the time in the world these days, I'm still finding motivation to be the biggest block to posting more often. I still love interacting with you all, so I propose something for all you fans that have stuck with me throughout the years:

A Discord server. I'm almost always available on there, and I still want to produce content for you all. Even if it's not one of my bigger interests anymore, I'm still very much into making more ew stuff for you guys. I'd be able to give you content more often, while also getting more feedback. I want to be able to give back to everyone who has stuck with me and recently found the blog and decided to give a follow. Right now it's just an idea, and I would only go through with it if enough of you actually would like something like that.

Would it be something any of you are interested in? It might take me a bit to get it all set up and ready, but I'd be able to pull it off no issue. You'd end up getting exclusive content that I don't deem worthy enough to post here, among other things I haven't thought of atm. It would be something just for u guys, nothing huge.

-mod c

#i wont add tags bc this is specifically for my followers.#i wanna be able to be more active with yall #ill assume any likes on this post is a yes #also i just hate havibg to join servers and scout out the best ones #its annoying and i meetig new people makes me nervous #i rather make my own so i know its a safe place for everyone. i can trust myself more than anyone else #when in doubt just do it yourself

Oh! Well I guess Tom is feeling better. That was... quick?

[Image text: "Oh, I just took a nap and felt better. (And I can get paid* to be here even if I pout)"]

It's just financially better to cry on company time.

-Tom

we’re you cheating?

[Image texts: "NO! Not exactly." "I used to play it with some demonic pals and I picked up a few tricks."]

I didn't cheat THAT TIME. I was just on a roll and they didn't like it! Not my fault I'm good at cards.

-Tom

[Image texts: "Okay, I'm off to work" "You work?" "Bye! "See ya." "After you left I had to pick up your half of the rent. So I got a job." "Where do you even work?" "I work a poker table at the casino. I used to do gigs there until they kicked me out for being too good at cards. Now the only way for me to go back inside is to work there." "Oh." "Okay bye!"]

#eddsworld tom #ew tom #eddsworld edd #ew edd #eddsworld matt #ew matt #eddsworld tord #ew tord #eddsworld comic #heres your content #feeds you content crumbs like youre some bird #this is the best i gkt for now i dont think of ew as often anymore #if i had a bigger fanbase like before id consider a discord server but no one looks here anymore 💔#thats ok tho i dont rlly post and im not keeping up with any of the drama. i pretend i do not see it. /lh

tord smells a-

[Image text: "Hm? What was that? Say it louder I can't hear you."]

-Tord

Geez Tord, would it kill ya to show a little compassion?

[Image text: "Listen, I'm not the best at comforting others. I'm only doing this for you guys, what do you want from me?"]

Tom and I are close in the way enemies are close. Just within stabbing distance, a good distance to be at. We don't really comfort each other in public, it's more of a "don't talk to me I don't want people to associate me with you" Sort of deal.

-Tord

can kitty help make feel better

[Image text: "Cat?" "No."]

I don't think he wants the cat.

-Tord

Maybe just start slow. Go knock on his door and ask if he's ok. Let him know you're there for him if he needs you!

[Image texts: "I don't owe Tom shit. He was probably getting overwhelmed, he does this a lot. Tom? You good?" "I'll come eat later, I'm not in the mood." "Oh okay."]

See? He's fine. Probably just tired or something. There's my nice deed for the day can I go now?

-Tord

Oh dear, that didn't go at all how i was expecting it. Umm maybe one of you should go check on him.. Or maybe all of you at once? Idk man *shrugs*

[Image texts in order: "To be fair, I'm the only one in the house that calls him that." "I do it to piss him off, we are close enough that I'm allowed to." "I thought you hated each other." "We just know so much about each other that we would need to kill each other!" "I would have to kill Tom over some of the things I've told him, and he would definitely kill me over some of the things I've been told. It's like mutual blackmail!" "Uh"x2 "DON'T GIVE ME THOSE FACES! Everyone has a friend like that! Don't be jealous that mines an alcoholic." "I am NOT jealous of whatever you two have going on." "Just- go do something if you're so close! You can be nice to him for once!" "Uh"]

I don't quite know what I'M expected to do about it!

-Tord

awww hey guys, stop picking on poor widdle Tommy

[Picture text "MY NAME ISN'T TOMMY!" "I'm going to my room! I don't need to take this!"]

Fuck you! Don't you baby me!

-Tom

matt is sus

Susworld

-mod c

Yo dudes! (This is a question for the whole gang) where’s a place you’d like to visit one day?

(Image[s] text in order: "The only place Tom would want to go is the sea, it's salter than he is." "You guys are just looking for an excuse to be mean now.")

-Tom

Haha don't be salty Tom

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