why does no one ever call me back

my girlfriend is sexier than yours || john's drunk gay sister || i don't know what i look like

[shitpostingharrywatson-blog]

John’s left, Mrs. H’s left. I’m probably going to delete too, guys. Sorry.

[shitpostingharrywatson-blog]

My brother’s got a new haircut. S’not bad. I’m sure it’s to impress that wife and not attract certain gay detectives...

[kropotkindersurprise]

[video]

[playfulpanthress]

Cool

[shitpostingharrywatson-blog]

I think Greg and Mycroft broke up??? You should pester them!

Yeah, they’re having a bit of turbulence. I hear they’re getting help though. Thanks for your concern, nonny.

[shitpostingharrywatson-blog]

I'm a soft futch, but a hard drunk.

[shitpostingharrywatson-blog]

Happy Pride Month to @shitpostingholmes, @shitpostingwatson, @shitpostingmycroft01, @shitpostinglestrade01, and any other queer people out there. We rock. 🍻 -HW

[violincameos]

[shitpostingholmes-blog]

gay

[byeagra]

no homo

[shitpostingharrywatson-blog]

All of the homo.

[shitpostingharrywatson-blog]

Hello, everyone.

[stopqueerbaiting]

SHERLOCK AESTHETICS  →  acd canon + covers 

[violincameos]

[shitpostingharrywatson-blog]

I remember when Johnny tried to grow a beard. Embarrassing. Oh wait, that was the assassin. Nvm.

[officialbabywatson]

Thank You To All Those Who Believe In My Existence. You Are Wrong, But Thank You. 

[shitpostingharrywatson-blog]

This is the only post that matters on this site.

[shitpostingharrywatson-blog]

Shout out to my homies, @shitpostingstamford, @shitpostinglestrade01, and @shitpostingmycroft01.

[shitpostingmycroft01-deactivate]

What in gods name is a “homie”

[shitpostingharrywatson-blog]

hey I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me

[shitpostingmycroft01-deactivate]

Did Sherlock ever go through an embarrassing emo phase?

Ever since he was about 13

[shitpostingharrywatson-blog]

Shout out to my homies, @shitpostingstamford, @shitpostinglestrade01, and @shitpostingmycroft01.

[shitpostingstamford-deactivated]

Thanks mate! Although I’m not totally sure what a “homie” is. People that you knew from home?

[shitpostingharrywatson-blog]

It means friend. Not to be confused with “Holmie”, like Sherlock and Mycroft, or “homo”, like me, Sherlock, and Irene. ^_^

[shitpostingholmes-blog]

Gay? (you asked for gay questions only)

Gay.

[shitpostingholmes-blog]

SHERLOCK. WHAT'S GOING ON. LET ME CATCH UP. IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS. How are you and John getting on. How's Mary. How's Mrs. H. PICK UP THE PHONE FOR ONCE.

Have you forgotten that the caps lock button isn’t always necessary. You know I prefer texting.