bj&b's shitposts

confessions and ramblings of a dyke ass fruit.

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Violet fricking dies .mp3

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Violet fricking dies.

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"Its fat girl fall!" They say, as they actively make fun of actual fat girls or mock people with similar kinks to them.

"I LOVE BIG WOMEN!" They say, as they talk about how "cringe" it is for a female content creator to post images of their mid size stomach online.

(The only kink we share is plus size women but I am starting to think his idea of plus-sized women is fucking batshit.)

This asshole I haven't spoken to since I was fucking 19 who called ME "worse than hitler" & started a smear campaign against me... he's a fucking moron. HE STILL TALKS SHIT ABOUT ME TO THIS FUCKING DAY AND I HOPE HE SEES WHAT A FUCKING HYPOCRITE DOUCHE BAG HE IS. GROW THE FUCK UP. YOU ARE IN YOUR MID 30's.

Its not 2015 anymore. Your fetishes are not some fashionable hat you can just take off when you're spineless around certain people who talk shit. Stand by it or fuck off.

Jerking your ego off to Gorillaz & grafiti art & letting Anthony Fantano & other YouTubers think for you in terms of music taste while acting elitist over it. OBSESSIVLEY talking shit about autistic "cringe people" & gathering years worth of "cringe data" on them like a psycho. Comparing people you just don't like to "lolcows" & wishing suicide on them or worse, EGGING THEM ON & MANIPULATING THOSE AROUND THEM TO PARTICIPATE IN THE ADULT BULLYING. Making fun of their otherwise tame fetishes, & then, hypocrisy drowning you as you simultaneously jerk off to the weirdest fucking shit I have ever seen (big elongated boobs that stretch down like tube socks like that one teacher from south park, pube shaving giantess women, oily shortstack orc women & solid black colored furry rubber women with hyper tits, brown sweat? Whatever that is... tiny people. Lying about your age for god knows how long. Sabotaging friendships over the most sociopathic levels of jealousy I have ever seen. Pretending to be others and writing long ass paragraphs for other people to try and dictate or orchestrate things to your personal liking is the most insane maliciously ugly shit I have ever witnessed.

Like who the fuck do you think you are?

Dude. Maybe you are the one who should kill yourself.

You over hype the importance of your shitty "graphic design" job. You cut foam & plastic signage. Your work is meh. You study and study but you lack SOUL. Your art is stiff garbage and your grafiti sucks. You laugh at suicide and are the most fake, vapid piece of sociopathic shit I have ever laid my eyes on.

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I just had a hard, solid white ball come out of my taste bud on my tongue & it hurt but now my tongue feels relief but also really hollow in the area where it popped out. Ew.

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I think that most of the people who abused me and bullied me should kill themselves violently.

Genuinley they're bad people.

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Why is my pot pie EXPANDING

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What's the recipe for the gainer pudding?

Gainer Pudding - The Pig Slop of Your Dreams

So you've already stuffed yourself with breakfast, scarfed down a lunch or two, and gorged yourself with a massive dinner. But now it's the

i adapted this based on what was available locally~ you essentially need a dessert powder for thickening and flavour and a whipping cream for calories~

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Fat women.

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I have seen this ad on tik tok and I want one.

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Most of these posts are just me being annoying.

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Foolish mortals!!!! Confess your sins & shitposts to me here so I don't clog up my main feed!

(Ama or if you wanna verbally diarrhea this is the blog to do it)

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What is that one benson boong song that goes like???

🎶🎵 poop cream poop steam diareah poop beam 🎶🎵

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I think there's a little of you in that recent post.

Prove me wrong.

Which one? The Brian Griffin one? Cuz lmao yes calling out everyone and myself. Hahah

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https://youtu.be/3QXODVALy4g?si=pC6Kk4C0emuGJSK9

Some of you guys

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Cumming and then immediately passing out

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Today I learned, no, not all squirt is pee.

In most cases it is. But this was not pee. It did not come from my urethra or whatever. Fuck.

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In bed twirling my pubes.