welcome to the starlight fuckhouse

Do you think Christy Marx stays in heaven because she, too, lives in fear of what she's created here on earth?

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hi followers new and old welcome to the starlight fuckhouse, i dont post as often as i did in years past but if you want to checkout some of my old stuff heres a handy tag page so you can check by character or band :)

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Hasbro Entertainment, Get After It Media Debut Hasbro Legends broadcast channel

Hasbro Entertainment and Get After It Media have launched Hasbro Legends, a linear channel built around Hasbro’s franchise library that will

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The Stingers

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Do you ever just stumble upon something and don't know what to do with the knowledge or feeling you've been left with after

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NECA has been doing some cool little figures of old school Ben Cooper Halloween costumes. A lot are horror focused, of course, but there's also stuff like this set of less spooky (Predator aside) 80's pop culture ones.

Now, obviously this is a Jem blog where all I talk about is Jem and of course I would want a Jem one. However, genuinely, I think if they made it it'd be the scariest fucking thing in the collection

Horrifying. She looks like one of the masks from Tourist Trap. I need one on my desk.

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Pizzazz asks a serious question

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Was gonna post "I just know the movie they were making in Hollywood Jem would be some shit that ends up free on Tubi" but then I remembered Jem, itself, is some shit that ended up free on Tubi

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puts this in the palm of your hand

(ty @clankie4life for sharing this with me)

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jem season finale leaked ending

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Dawg they're gonna take me out back and Old Yeller me the next time I show up to a house party here

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Okay, but can you imagine how insane the events of early Jem are from the view of the Starlight Girls?

Okay, you've landed yourself in a pretty nice situation with the Bentons. Mr. Benton and his daughters are alright, Mr. Benton owns a record label so sometimes you get to meet the acts he has signed and stuff, and Kimber lets you play around with her makeup and clothes (Aja and Shana are cool too). It's Mrs. Baily who's really running the show, but... it's nice. Then Mr. Benton dies, and everything kinda falls apart. Jerrica's barely out of uni and Kimber's barely out of high school, and Mr. Benton's been kinda letting house repairs slide, and Ashley is being SUCH a bitch about everything, and you're pretty sure that if one more thing in the house breaks, Jerrica's gonna call all your social workers and have you moved to another home, so you're all getting together to try and raise money by doing chores for the neighbors so you can bribe Jerrica with a new fridge (but Ashley is continuing to be a bitch).

Also something weird is going on at the record label, and Jerrica's signed a new act that's mostly her sisters but also this new chick? She's nice, but you don't like the way Rio looks at her.

Then the house burns down, and you're pretty sure that's it, it's back to being bounced around because you're too old to be adopted- And a guy who you later find out makes really wild movies with drag queens (seriously, the guy with the mansion is based off John Waters) lets you move in to a mansion that's the stakes for some kind of battle of the bands, and yay! Jem and the Holograms win in spite of Ashley Being A Bitch and now Starlight House is big enough that you don't even have to share rooms, which is AWESOME. Some of you still do, cause you've never slept alone before and it wasn't that long ago that some weirdo broke into your house and, y'know, burned it down. Less awesome is things get weird and awkward because Rio is so obviously cheating on Jerrica with Jem, and Jerrica's hardly ever around anymore, and you think maybe Jem lives in the mansion? But you're not sure, and Kimber, Aja, and Shana act like they've known her forever but you only started seeing her around after Jerrica signed her.

And you can't take Ba Nee to the mall anymore because she latches on to ANY man with red hair who walks within her line of sight, and she's a nice kid but good GOD is she dumber than a sack of hair. She's, like, one bad day away from ending up a face on a milk carton, and you're tempted to slip whoever takes her a fiver to take Ashley with him.

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Need the accidental trans flag Eric Raymond fit so fucking bad

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G.I. Joe: Cartoon for a boy's toy line about a specialized military group fighting a specialized terrorist group.

Jem: Cartoon for a girl's toy line about a pop band using a super computer to create holograms for their shows.

Guess which one has the fucking Vietnam flashback!!

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