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[thelittlescrimshaw]

Me: wow I’m way too attached to fictional characters

Me: *sees y’all send death threats to writers because you didn’t agree with their decisions*

Me: never mind I’m attached the healthy amount

[shittforshatt]

Shiro: We need milk, eggs, and bread. Write it down.

Matt: No, I'll remember.

[later]

Shiro: What did you get??

Matt: A shark.

[incorrect-shatt-quotes]

Shiro: I don't have a crush on Matt!

Keith, ducking: Damn, your bullshit almost hit me!

Shiro: Did you just d u c k ??

[incorrect-shatt-quotes]

Matt: I wasn't that drunk!

Pidge: You told Dad his father privileges were revoked because you found a new daddy.

[shiroganetakashi]

Matt: shows up on earth looking like That™

Shiro’s gay ass:

[shittforshatt]

Pidge: Shiro! Do you have a moment to-

Shiro: I'm busy now, Katie-

Keith: You got a call from Matt.

Shiro, blushing: Matt! How are you?

Pidge: You've got to be kidding me.

[shittforshatt]

Matt: Shiro?? No, what a nerd, what a- [trips]

Matt: [thousands of photos of Shiro spills out of jacket.]

Matt: What an asshole, I- These aren't mine, I'm just-

Matt, gathering them up and sweating: Listen, I just- Listen- Fuck! [hundreds more fall out.]

Matt: Shit, fuck- I'm holding them for a friend, just listen-

[noradolls-moved]

@walrus-toes why must you torture me in this way

[saltyandoverdramatic]

Matt:So- I think the crackers I ate may have been moldy

Shiro:Ew

Shiro:Why did you eat them then?

Matt:idk

Matt:I only noticed the mold after the second cracker

Shiro:THEN WHY DID YOU KEEP EATING THEM??

Matt:THEY’RE CRACKERS!!!

[kani-the-crab]

I wanna call out that the Voltron fandom has a ship named Shatt and idk if that doesn’t make you giggle that everyone more or less agreed to that instead of maro or something idk what will

[falaffles-mywaffles]

It’s ya bois!!

committing casual theft and all <3

[dailymattholt]

Pidge: Hey, matt! Did you know bees communicate by dancing? How wild would that be, if humans did that too. Like if you told Shiro you loved him by tango-ing or something.

Matt: wow you’re right, that would be wild

Shiro: what are you two talking about?

Matt: if humans talked through dance and shit honey and lived in giant balls of wax

Pidge, verbally: not what i meant but a great addition to my post

[dailymattholt]

Matt; what are you drinking?

Shiro: vodka

Matt: woah… Straight?

Shiro: pansexual

Matt: not you, the vodka

[shittforshatt]

Shiro, coming home to see Matt wrapped in Christmas lights: Um, baby, what are you doing?

Matt: Hey, Shiro. Want some Christmas cheer?

Shiro: You’re tangled in the lights, aren’t you?

Matt: Help.

[ninafujisaki-deactivated2018112]

Pidge: [bursts into Shiro’s room] So you two ARE having sex!

Shiro and Matt: *sitting on bed, reading*

Matt: We are? Shiro, why didn’t you tell me? I’d have put my book down.

[shittforshatt]

Matt: You know, I really look up to you.

Shiro: Is it because you're so short?

[peathepirate]

@shattsunday

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