[soundsnaked]

Source: @dan_cretu

[paradvx-deactivated20180412]

[richardthorinton]

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever. 

Like at first, wow this looks nice:

How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.

… And then you find the floorplan:

Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place). 

This is your enterance:

Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks. 

It comes with such stunning features as:

Creepy ass long murder hallways.

A room with many doors (all closets).

A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.

And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.

I hope you like wine, A LOT.

[captainlordauditor]

this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons

[tombstonettromboners]

honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map

[shrimppunk-deactivated20170902]

I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here

[metalgirlysolid]

This is literally the first level of Hitman 2

[conquerorwurm]

What the fuck

[mousethe]

what does it all mean

[serperoir]

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

[depsidase]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

life is like a giant mushroom 

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

Explain

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[melonmemes]

Hot dog memes are peaking SELL NOW!!!!

[infinittywar]

when people harass celebrities online because they think that, as a fan/follower of their work, they’re entitled to know everything going on in somebody’s private/personal life:

[apparentlytransphobictransguy-d]

Boys that have been abused by women deserve love too. We see you. We support you.

[realist16]

Those are called “pussies” actually

[loremerchant]

[zunlight-deactivated20161119]

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

[vivienvalentino]

[hoebutmadefashion]

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips.  fart

[igglooaustralia]

When your dog is a hoe too

[gunzonyatmblr]

Honestly I’m crying rn

[jeniphyer]

Doggy was like “bitch me too!”

[sillymilly84]

Damn 🅱 😐 😂

[pashionforfashion21allday]

I will forever love this

[marvelsmostwanted]

Tumblr mobile: I didn’t post your post. It went into the void and it’s gone now Tumblr mobile 2 minutes later: I posted it 16 times in a row for emphasis

[respectfulmemes]

[thursday]