Object Class: Terrible

A blog for all of the worst uncontained objects. N̶e̶w̶ posts e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ d̶a̶y̶, submissions open. Run by Crinfarr and poetbrained.

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Huh

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"bread"

⠀

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Just be here.

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vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

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If this ends tied I'll do both at once

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Still gonna do both because I had An Idea, but that's gonna take a while so normal posts until then

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vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

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If this ends tied I'll do both at once

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post more scps

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

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Reblog this with a single word and I'll make it an SCP

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partyhat

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A [REDACTED] brand party hat with an extremely sharp point. When worn, the user's IQ drops ███,███,███,███ points.

Dado took another saying literally, guys. - Researcher ████████

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A glass of water.

SCP-███ is a glass cup label “████’s Joke Empruimᵗᵐ Trick Glassᵗᵐ”. The glass has no anomalous properties and water can be dumped and refilled with ease. When a person tries to drink from the glass, the liquid will turn solid and translucent, gaining the qualities and texture of plastic. Returning the glass to an upright position will return the water inside to a non-anomalous liquid state.

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Reblog this with a single word and I'll make it an SCP

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Doing this again because I have a new mod helping me now :)

[thedeadmemereturns]

Gay

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Not sure if this is a request or not, but Dr. Bright.

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Reblog this with a single word and I'll make it an SCP

[kingofarachnidz-deactivated2023]

Markiplier

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I’m looking back on this, and how it never actually got a response (probably due to it being late)

And meanwhile, Mark ended up basically turning himself and his editors into scps as it is. Which mostly shows up in the scary games vids.

I guess I got my wish after all- because the dude himself went full sleep paralysis demon

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The words "a████ f████" which, when said 3 times after performing an action during the 4th month of the gregorian calendar, instantly undo all consequences of an action.

"it's just a prank, bro!"

--researcher c. r. f███, minutes after shooting dr. k████ "as a joke."

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Sometimes I look at my reblogs to see what tags y'all add to them and it really makes my day

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Ello! I see you liked my hot dog man. Good thing I've spent literal years reading and researching SCPs, tales, the like. This combined with my over-actice imagination, consider me a SCP making robot. Also having no literature talent it felt good to finally think of an scp.

Regardless, this won't be an ask without a crappy SCP sooo!

Number: SCP-XXXX

Containment Class: Safe

Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in the Safe Anomolus Storage Locker, only to be opened by L2 or higher. SCP-XXXX only to be used for testing purposes. No pillows or any form of cushion used to rest.

Description: SCP-XXXX Is a species of Cimex lectularius [Bed Bug] that has ~evolved~ (due to possible connections to SCP-2037, which is ongoing, outside forces cannot be ruled out.) no legs. However, SCP-XXXX makes up for this with an anomalous trait.

SCP-XXXX Is able to heat up its internal temperature to ███ degrees celcius, often encouraging whoever uses the bed to shift, moving SCP-XXXX around and occasionally attaching to the subject. They use this method to move around to other mattresses.

Luckily, due to the fact they have no legs, SCP-XXXX is assumed to only being known by ~██% of the poplutation~ (Due to a specific pandemic, the number of SCP-XXXX has lowered so much the only apperance of SCP-XXXX Is assumed to be in foundation custody.

You could literally start a competing account and i would not have a chance, anon.

P.s. this inspired my next post (coming ???at some point)

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Huh, so this is what asks are like.. well anyways I have an idea for a crappy scp.

SCP-XXXX is a hot dog cart, being operated by a seemingly caucasian man's designated

Name: SCP-XXXX

Class: Esoteric [Da'aS Elyon]

SCP-XXX-1. Whenever a subject of 15 years or older approaches SCP-XXXX's "activation zone" [an unknown sized radius], SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 will manifest and attempt to get the attention of the subject, usually failing and de-manifesting.

However, when SCP-XXXX succeeds on getting the subject's attention, they will attempt to sell them a "fresh hot dog, right off the grill" *it is noted that SCP-XXXX does not contain a grill*.

If the subject buys the "hot dog", SCP-XXXX will gleefully take the 5 dollar cost and the subject will walk away. Once the subject leaves SCP-XXXX's "activation zone", SCP-XXXX will vanish along with SCP-XXXX-1, and the "hot dog". This will also happen if the subject attempts to eat the hot dog, regardless of range.

Threw this together in like 5 mins lol

Good post, anon

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A nondescript conifer tree that generates "presents" under its branches. These boxes appear normal until opened, and contain a variety of goods found to be important or impactful to the opener. If opened by a non-sentient being or machine, presents implode at ████m/s, utterly annihilating all matter within ██ meters.

Use of scp-████ as a present generator is not allowed, as scissors are not sentient and the consistent loss of staff around holiday seasons has been deemed inexcusable.

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Reblog this with a single word and I'll make it an SCP

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Clock

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An alarm clock that cannot be disabled, set to activate on February 15, 2020. Although not tested, it is theorised that the volume of the alarm will exceed ███000db of volume.

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:|

So this is my fault huh

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indestructible bread

Scp-████, nicknamed "Breadundancy," is (a/many) loa(f/ves) of bread.

When a bite of slice is taken from the loaf and said slice is not observed for a period of longer than 0.00(...)03 ████seconds, the bread was never taken.

UPDATE (03/0█/20██): Scp-2███ has been found to be capable of permanently removing slices from the loaf. Clearance for further investigation pending.