Ideas but bad

Welcome to the shitshow. Not just hetagame ideas, but just stupid things I think up that involve hetagames in general. May be about devs, games, jams, or whatever else. Idk I'm just here to shitpost. This is an outlet for my stupidité

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I never learned how to make an intro post so I'll just keep this brief I guess

I'm gonna post dumb stuff here! Dumb stuff that I come up with whenever it comes to mind. Just stuff generally related to hetagames it's not always gonna be just game ideas though I do have a truckload of those as well.

I made this blog becauuuse I wanted somewhere to dump my dumb ideas so now it's tumblr's problem

oh and also this is a sideblog so I can't like stuff or anything so ye

idk stick around if you want random stuff? I can't guarantee quality but I can guarantee stupidity

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a hetagame where a character needs to go to the doctor but the game expects you to wait in the ingame waiting room for an actual hour and every time you try to leave the room the game deletes one of the scripted events from the rest of the game so the more you try to play the less you actually get to. Also the waiting room is really fucking bland with no fun interactables except spending your life's savings on pretzels and cheese crackers at the vending machine.

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a game where a character gets caught by the horny police for writing a fanfic that's starting to border on too spicy and they get arrested and sent to court and you play as Japan trying to defend their innocence. It's called Lime and Punishment because of the fiction citrus scale and no you don't win the case the character has to spend 2 months in horny jail for their crimes.

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a hetagame jam for valentine's day where you make a ship game but the catch is that your game can't show or have any character say anything that's on the tumblr banned tags list. It's called the CensorShipping Jam and the discord server icon looks like this