These Aren't Good But At Least We Have Fun

Support our lesbians and their friends and send some shitty aus (based off shitty-check-please-aus)

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Everything’s the same except Emma talks like an uwu tumblr girl, for example...

“Hewwo, intwewebs, my name is emma nowan, and I’m a wesbian.”

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hewwo intew-web! okay, my name is emma nowan, i’m 17 yeaws owd and i’m a wesbian. maybe you heawd about da fake pwom in indiana? weww, that was me. and it was twuwy awfuw in evewy way. so i was feewing sowwy fow mysewf but aftew tawking wif some fwiends of mine i decided to take aww of dat awfuwness and maybe make somefing good out of it? so i wote dis song fow aww of da peopwe out thew who just wuv someone in a way da west of da wowld can’t undewstand. i’m suwe we aww have ouw stowies to teww. hewes mine :)

- from Chris

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Emma gets food poisoning on the day of the fake prom so she never goes

That’s not even shitty I don’t wish food poisoning on anyone

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Emma is a robot that Betsy created so she could have a grandkid

I love a woman in stem!

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Nick is a ballerina instead of a football player

HE DOES BOTH AND HES LIKE HANNAH MONTANA

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Dee Dee sweats gum drops

Consider: she sweats those colorful candy buttons

These

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Kevin once burped up enough money to buy a happy meal

h-how did it get there…

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HI HI HI HEAR ME OUT okay so i just read red white and royal blue in less than a day and i desperately NEED a rwrb au for emma and alyssa like someone please write it

I started writing it but deleted it because I felt like I was copying the book too much and plagerism ya know but I raise you: one last stop au

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this returns because i love one last stop and mmmm gears turn

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Emma is a vampire and that’s why everyone hates her.

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Angie is 20 feet tall

Her crazy antelope legs <3

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Emma is secretly a sea monster that becomes human on land.

Luca (2021) my beloved

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The prom takes place in a pizza place and the actors are animatronics who help Emma get revenge on Mrs. Greene, the woman behind the slaughter.

I see you but what about everyone else ?? Do they just vibe in this fnaf au ???

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Everyone is a cow

Alexa play moo by doja cat

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Emma once tried to trap her head in gelatin

It was Greg’s idea.

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Alyssa trolls her mother under an anonymous account

Everytime mrs greene posts some homo/transphobic or QANON shit on her Facebook alyssa logs into her fake one and goes “wrong <3”

Emma and the other kids help ofc

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Instead of hair, Winnie has actual fire on her head at all times

It’s only a MINOR fire hazard.

(But it’s great for making s’mores !)

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Dee Dee is a chain smoker

She takes a puff in between her verses of her songs (on stage and off) and no one bats an eye

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Bold of you to assume that the plastics aren’t all inherently gay /j

I know the plastics are all Inherently gay anon that’s why I said gayER /j