so fuckin true stanley

an archive a shittykinaesthetic's collective shenanigans. also we have a discord server now!

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stanley r u good?? r u ok???? have you drank water??? had a snakc?? take breaks!!!! :]lobve youres friend Dr. Habit!

i didn’t respond t this right away cuz i wanted t keep it forever an ever bu i think th best way t do that is t actually post it. an if m gonna post it i might as well post it on my birthday.

i don’t cry as a general rule bu i came like this fuckin close upon readin this message. dr habit i love you so much i can’t even pretend t be toxically masculine about this; i truly do jus have so much softness in my heart every time i think about this topic fer too long

m doin really good an i jus ate dinner; i will make sure m takin breaks when necessary 😭😭😭

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To be fair, kin assigning you Dick Gumshoe does kind of seem like a gimme now that you say it

m deletin my blog

sayonara you lawyer shits

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NO FUCKING WAY. OVER A YEAR OF WAITING CHECKING AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK AND I MISS IT BECAUSE I WAS ON A STUPID BITCHASS AIRPLANE I’M GOING TO END UP ON THE FBI MOST WANTED LIST. STANLEY FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE FAILED YOU BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY I HAVE FAILED MYSELF

m so torn between postin th "you jus missed requests closin by ten minutes" aes again an takin pity on you. you have no idea what a rock an a hard place you've put me between

what th hell. tis th reason fer th season, right? go ahead an send somethin in. i can't imagine havin checked this blog once a week fer anythin even when it was at its most active an i think yer prolly diseased in some kinda way fer havin done so bu i wanna reward that kinda loyalty. it's th kinda loyalty i could exploit if i ever needed an organ some day

no one else send one in ok?? everyone jus be real cool an let this freak have this one

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hey ik requests are closed but back when they were open I requested Ryan Akagi and I just wanna ask if it actually got to you or tumblr fucked up somehow 💀

i actually have two separate reqs for ryan. dw he's comin. m jus savin him fer some a my last aesthetics t make cuz i also kin him so it's gonna be easy as hell an i need somethin lowkey fer th victory lap

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hey howdy! If you have time to spare could I pretty please get a moodboard for a Mrs Afton/Ballora from FNAF? To be specific a Mrs Afton whose William genuinely loved her and their kids but was still a killer and she quite honestly put up with way too much and yet still loves her hubby even after everything???? I’m fukcen Going Through It and I miss my damn husband 😭😭😭

~With love, Evelyn Afton

there is so much t unpack in this ask bu m jus gonna direct yer attention t my header an bio an pinned post where it mentions that requests are closed. an also the part in my pinned post where i link t th sources i won't do an then if you click that link it also mentions that i don't do five nights at freddy's. jus some neat lil sights t see around my blog that i would love t draw attention towards as an eternal long-sufferin tourguide

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really funny that you put out the echo bazaar aesthetic the same day sunless skies became free on epic games (for a week)

this is my psyop t get everyone t play sunless skies. did that aesthetic not make any sense t you? would you like fer it t do so? go play sunless skies an all will be revealed*

*not true lmao sorry. sunless seas has some lore tho on th topic so you could play that one instead. s not free on th epic games store fer a week tho tho so yknow. pick yer poison

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[not a req] hiii i checked your faq and it says that you wont do rwby so as to not encourage roosterteeth, but now that theyre out of business (LOL!) would you consider doing rt stuff like rwby or rvb?

this is a good question

an th answer is meh i guess so

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hi, big fan of the blog, here’s a stupid hypothetical for you. would you rather have one dollar, or two dollars

two dollars cuz i got two hands. gonna hold a dollar in each hand an rub em together an start a fire an blow myself up tae fuck

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AS WELL IF IT IS NOT BELATED

m answerin this right before th stroke a midnight jus t make it as belated as possible without it actually bein belated. there was no reason t do this except i love t cause problems on purpose

anyway thank you that’s very nice a you. god has allowed me t live another year (their mistake) an i intend t make it everyone’s problem :)

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stan im sorry to inform you of this but his name is "johnathon ohnn", which is like "johnathan" but with More Hole.

oh so they jus fuckin hated hated his ass. more like johnathon nohm-inative determinism

also thank you fer lettin me know while it still only had like 10 notes. i fixed it

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HAPPY BDAY STANLEY WE LOVE U

*points at you* s'fuckin gay

thanks

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not trying to bother ylu about when theyre opening up, just trying to get an idea of the timeframe in my head here- when was the last time you were open for requests? im not sure if its been a long while or if ive missed a few, i just. Ive never seen this blog have requests open. thanks in advance :] take ur time have a nice day i just dont know if ive missed openings is all

nah s been a minute; they were last open last august lmao. m a full-time student wi two jobs so unfortunately once th school year starts i tend t drop off th map completely. on th plus side m workin through th backlog at a pretty decent clip right now so m hopin t have em open again early next month

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'This content is no longer available.' is the only thing on the last link is that intentional (i'm kinda stupid forgive me)

oh no lmao i forgot that when discord stopped savin images longterm that'd also break my stupid lil image. oh i am so sad. thank you fer tellin me. does this mean i need t make a fuckin imgur account. ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh

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Beautiful blog my man have you ever done a Kris Dreamurr or a Spamton kin board. Thanks for your hard work you are truly atlas keeping this site up on your shoulders.

ugh fuck i don't want th burden a this website. if i kept up this website moderation'd all be a lot more normal about trans women. bu thank you fer th thought i appreciate it

spamton an kris both present an accounted fer, anyway

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i feel the need to tell you that the don quixote request was for/from a fictive, and the rest of us had to actively tell her to type normal because we were worried it would be incomprehensible

ya see th way i choose t express myself on th internet an th amount a asks i get bitchin about my typin style an ya still muzzle yer poor sweet girl who jus wants t speak in riddles? shame on you. let her prithee an thy an thine if she wants ta. i've deciphered homestuck requests wi far worse quirks than she could ever manage

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sorry if this is unsolicited advice but if i had to take a guess it might be because if you're sending an ask directly from the dashboard on desktop you can't see any of the "requests are closed" notices? which like is wild to me that someone might send one without checking anything else on the blog but that's my closest guess other than "people can't read".

it's entirely possible that it still wouldn't deter some people but putting the notice in the first line of the blog description or in the blog title could be worth a try?

it is worth a try -- i had no idea that on some desktops ya can't see th second line a th description immediately bc my screen's so fuckin huge; they both show up before th dropdown does. so that's good info t have an m gonna try havin a different blog title fer a while an see if that does much a anythin. thank you fer yer wisdom

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im turning on notifs for this blog which isnt somrthing i usually do but i feel like a guy who keeps missing his one chance to get coffee (this isnt a dig on having requests closed its moreso my actual inability to ever learn when they are open 😭)

i have approximately 190 requests left t make so you can prolly hold off on turnin those on fer a while if you want. it's gonna be a minute lmao